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• 1 Hugh on Jul 16, 2008 at 1:49 pm

  You know, back in the day, I never thought Carrot Top could get any more disturbing. I really don’t know how he managed it.

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• 2 Jacob_Taylor on Jul 16, 2008 at 1:57 pm

  my sister has a huge crush on Shaun White, which means she must also have a crush on Mr. Top. That scares me a little

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• 3 ZB on Jul 16, 2008 at 2:06 pm

  White looked even more like Top at E3 this year. Funk ‘dat!

  Also, lol “Bartholomew.”

  Also also, I think that old lady on the bottom lives next to us. She’s a sweetie!

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• 4 Ben on Jul 16, 2008 at 2:12 pm

  You left out the “before” and “after” shots of Kathy Griffin, Mike. By the way, should you be making fun of Carrot Top? Didn’t he roid up like Joe Piscopo?

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  Reply from Tim on July 16, 2008:

  Exactly, Ben. I was just about to warn Mike about the size of Mr. Top’s biceps. It’d be a sad situation for somebody who actually has the last name “Nelson” to end up incapacitated by a “full” Nelson, at the hand of Carrot Top, no less.

  Reply from Ben on July 17, 2008:

  “Full Nelson” led me to think of other wrestling moves.

  oooo bad mental image of Carrot Top doing the Boston Crab on Mike Nelson. Go away, mental image.

• 5 remedies on Jul 16, 2008 at 2:16 pm

  i see carrot top has unveiled his new line of realdolls.

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• 6 Barry on Jul 16, 2008 at 2:28 pm

  Mein eyes, the goggles do nothing!

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• 7 Su Fabie on Jul 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm

  Argh, these gingers are a scourge upon my delicate, supple eyeballs. Away with you evil spawns! Banish thee to the layaway counter at Walmart.

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• 8 RemmieBarrow on Jul 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm

  ACK!!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE LOOKING INTO THE ARK OF THE COVENENT! Look away!!!!

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• 9 karen on Jul 16, 2008 at 4:39 pm

  awesome. hambone….!

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• 10 Brian O. on Jul 16, 2008 at 5:49 pm

  Dear Mr. Top,

  Mr. Tony Curtis would like his eyeliner back.

  Yours,
  Tye M Up, Andy Howe, Attys. At Law.

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• 11 Mr. Slick on Jul 16, 2008 at 7:17 pm

  Sure Carrot Top is a freak but have you ever seen him up close? I walked behind him in the MGM Vegas once, he has some guns on him… of course if I looked like him I’d work out ALOT too.

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• 12 Stacia on Jul 17, 2008 at 12:10 am

  Wow, David Caruso is the walking embodiment of “it’s not the years, it’s the miles.”

  Carrot Top’s curls are really lovely, though. So soft and lush.

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• 13 Glyn on Jul 17, 2008 at 1:05 am

  And he wonders why Maybleline won’t return his calls.

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  Reply from Geena on July 17, 2008:

  Maybe he’s born with it.

• 14 Geena on Jul 17, 2008 at 5:04 am

  That picture of David Caruso reminds me of a line from The Tall Guy: “You forfeited the right to be treated in a reasonable manner when you decided to stick a vacuum-cleaner hose up your bum.” (gad, I love Emma Thompson!)

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• 15 Ben on Jul 17, 2008 at 11:31 am

  Caruso’s next stop is to become Red Buttons without the humor or talent. He has about 43 days left before Buttonization.

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