Project Gary, the new sitcom starring Jay “The American People Continue to Say ‘No’ to Me, Yet Executives Don’t Seem to Believe Them” Mohr has undergone a name change - FOR THE WORST! Project Gary is now … Gary Unmarried.
The funny, however, has not changed:
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1 RemmieBarrow on Jul 18, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Yes, From the people who changed “Starship Dave” to “Meet Dave”.
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2 euphoriafish on Jul 18, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Wow. All the millions of jokes you could make about second life, and they chose to make the kid unaware of the meaning of “tap it.”
If it were my show, I think I would have given the kid a real offline girlfriend and made jokes about them sitting in the same room together and cybering in the game instead of for real. Or, have him somehow get and lose a real girlfriend all in one day because he can’t be bothered to stop playing the game and actually take her out on a date. Maybe my way wouldn’t be that much funnier than what they wrote, but it would be more true to life. Sometimes the truth is funnier than made up ignorance.
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3 Thom_Serveaux on Jul 18, 2008 at 5:04 pm
“The funny, however, has not changed”
…and Mohr’s the pity, my friend, uh, I mean more’s the pity….
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4 Gerald Shields on Jul 18, 2008 at 5:09 pm
That kid’s listening to TOO MUCH HIP HOP! Gooooooood.
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5 Jamie Williams on Jul 18, 2008 at 6:34 pm
why do people like Rifftrax i think just because they make content means its worth
something not only would i not buy Rifftrax
i would not get it for free i saw a short on utube and they suck not only is it not funny
they think their doing something funny redudndant repungnant stupid non the less
i feel sorry for the saps who buy that sh** or wait for the new release stupid would insult
stupid they are a whole new class of so called
content
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Reply from Scooter on July 18, 2008:
well I’m convinced.
Reply from Elderly Apple on July 18, 2008:
Is anyone able to diagram that sentence?
Reply from Courtney on July 18, 2008:
That’s the title of the new Fiona Apple album, right?
Reply from Danni on July 18, 2008:
It never ceases to amaze me what hateful and ignorant people populate this earth. If you don’t like it, why the f*ck are you even on this website? Get a life, dude.
Reply from Danni on July 18, 2008:
Oh wait - I know! “Jamie Williams” must be George Lucas’ new alias. All the “Jar Jar just go to hell, go straight to hell!” riffs must have finally gotten to him. Or…maybe it’s Joe Don Baker? Sandy Frank! Geez, they sure can hold a grudge…
Reply from Scooter on July 18, 2008:
or maybe they are what Troll 2 lacked
to which someone replies: talent? a script? etc?
Reply from Doktorsleepless on July 18, 2008:
Woah!
Anyone else see that?
Reply from Spookette on July 19, 2008:
I didn’t understand a word of that; all I know is that you should be arrested and sentenced to life in jail for the way you massacred the English language.
Reply from dave-0 on July 19, 2008:
seriously? you want to say that? what have you ever done that was “funny”? And getting drunk and eating fruity pebbles til you puke colors doesnt exactly count. Ok, look, everyones entitled to their opinion and all, but if you cant put it in coherent terms, you probably have more problems than going and telling someone else they suck. In summary pick up a book, find out what culture is, then maybe you’ll find it funny.
Reply from Ben on July 19, 2008:
Sorry, guys. My grandma escaped from the home again and got hold of a computer. She is out now in the front yard yelling obscenities at the squirrels for refusing her sexual advances.
Reply from Neb on July 19, 2008:
*sigh* Have my fellow Rifftraxians learned nothing, nothing from reading this blog?! Where are the irate, text speak retorts that we cherish from reading incoherent comments on YouTube, Amazon, etc. We can do better than this.
Reply from camcat on July 19, 2008:
wow! I feel dazed–I thought this rant was just another Rifftraxian spouting off and being sarcastic. You mean this dude is for real? I will try to diagram the sentence (such a nerd). That should keep me screaming all day!
Reply from Darth Chimay on July 19, 2008:
Well, Mike et. al, you’ve finally done it; you’ve enraged the sleeping Internet giant that is the army of Jay Mohr. Couldn’t you have done something simpler, like saying that the Clue movie barely rates as matter, let alone a movie, or claimed that the earth was made a mere 6000 years ago and all dinosaur fossils were made by Hollywood as a pact with the devil leading to the breaking of the first seal aka Jurassic Park? Or heck, you could’ve even said, “Hey, you know, that quarterback isn’t really that good of a quarterback.” Anything but pissing off the Mohrons.
6 Tom on Jul 18, 2008 at 7:19 pm
I read this blog from the wilds of Canada, so obviously I can’t watch this loving gift to modern television.
For once, I feel like I am not missing a thing.
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7 Nanobots on Jul 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Hopefully this is presented in high-definition, because when you don’t have a script, then you want to see it in high-definition…
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8 karen on Jul 19, 2008 at 5:09 am
sitcoms seem kind of rinse and repeat. find semi funny joke and insert audience laughter…but the only difference is that the4 culture stuff gets stuck in there. if you dont watch the up todate movies, etc. you wont be in the “know” about the joke.
its shows like scrubs that really show something better than the redundant crap. cable isnt always better but it can be definitely more amusing in any case…
i personally am a big fan of rifftrax. humor for 3 dollars? sign me up! of course there are some that are SO bad that its kind of not worth watching the ACTUAL movie but the riff is definitely funny.
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Reply from Neb on July 19, 2008:
Lather, rinse, repeat….pretty much sums up most TV. We don’t even turn the box on, unless popping in a DVD. Canceled the satellite subscription years ago when Fox canceled “Firefly”. We are the better for it. imo.
9 Ben on Jul 19, 2008 at 5:15 am
CBS? Is that an actual network? Huh…never heard of them.
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10 The Tingler on Jul 19, 2008 at 7:59 am
Luckily this doesn’t exist for us over here in UK land. We’re not even allowed to view the trailer. Suddenly I feel very patriotic. Despite Big Brother still existing.
Still, we’ve got Lab Rats, and that’s great.
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11 trumpysmagicsnout on Jul 19, 2008 at 11:19 am
That strange, otherworldly female voice telling me that i can’t watch it because I’m non-American scum was pretty hilarious. Is that part of the show?
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12 R.A. Roth on Jul 20, 2008 at 2:02 pm
A divorced dad raising a precocious child? How do they think up such ground breaking ideas? Next you’ll tell me CBS is about to do a show with a mom, dad and two children. Those rebels.
Randy
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13 Lord Bob on Jul 20, 2008 at 10:19 pm
“That strange, otherworldly female voice telling me that i can’t watch it because I’m non-American scum was pretty hilarious. Is that part of the show?”
After hooking up to a proxy server to view it from my own northern Fortress of Solitude, I gotta tell you, that was by far the funniest part.
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