Comments on: Muppetz, $beyotches$!! http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:24:58 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Kenotic http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13241 Kenotic Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:00:49 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13241 The Coffee ads remind me of Tommy Mischke's Homestead Mortgage ads on the radio, which is must-listen radio in the Twin Cities. For those not here, Mischke would, in a rambling manner, suggest that people going with another Mortgage company would be run over with a truck, end up in a dumpster, have the mafia on their tail, Mischke would personally stalk your children, and all sorts of evil things. The company has yet to complain. The Coffee ads remind me of Tommy Mischke’s Homestead Mortgage ads on the radio, which is must-listen radio in the Twin Cities.

For those not here, Mischke would, in a rambling manner, suggest that people going with another Mortgage company would be run over with a truck, end up in a dumpster, have the mafia on their tail, Mischke would personally stalk your children, and all sorts of evil things. The company has yet to complain.

]]> By: In the not-too-distant future… « Isn’t the Light OK? http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13231 In the not-too-distant future… « Isn’t the Light OK? Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:20:55 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13231 [...] Frivolity, so here’s Bert and Ernie like you’ve never seen them before (thanks to Rifftrax for pointing this one out. It all comes back to Mystery Science Theater in the end, doesn’t [...] [...] Frivolity, so here’s Bert and Ernie like you’ve never seen them before (thanks to Rifftrax for pointing this one out. It all comes back to Mystery Science Theater in the end, doesn’t [...]

]]> By: In the not-too-distant future… | Isn't the Light OK? http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13230 In the not-too-distant future… | Isn't the Light OK? Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:18:40 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13230 [...] Frivolity, so here’s Bert and Ernie like you’ve never seen them before (thanks to Rifftrax for pointing this one out. It all comes back to Mystery Science Theater in the end, doesn’t [...] [...] Frivolity, so here’s Bert and Ernie like you’ve never seen them before (thanks to Rifftrax for pointing this one out. It all comes back to Mystery Science Theater in the end, doesn’t [...]

]]> By: Ryan http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13220 Ryan Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:50:50 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13220 Good editing job. But rap still sucks. Good editing job. But rap still sucks.

]]> By: Stacia http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13187 Stacia Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:09:07 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13187 Hey, HERE it is! This got deleted earlier, but it's returned with more stuff. I like stuff. Hey, HERE it is! This got deleted earlier, but it’s returned with more stuff.

I like stuff.

]]> By: Barry http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13176 Barry Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:19:28 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13176 Almost forgot: http://www.sites.si.edu/henson/ Almost forgot:

http://www.sites.si.edu/henson/

]]> By: Barry http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13175 Barry Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:19:10 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13175 Just so you all know, there's a traveling Jim Henson exhibit that is currently at the Smithsonian through October (in Washington, DC, of course) and may eventually make it to your neck of the woods. It's a fairly small exhibit, but it does feature several actual Muppets and numerous original sketches, drawings, etc., from Jim Henson himself. Kids may enjoy it, but it's really geared more toward nostalgic folks age 30 and up who remember Henson himself. Just so you all know, there’s a traveling Jim Henson exhibit that is currently at the Smithsonian through October (in Washington, DC, of course) and may eventually make it to your neck of the woods. It’s a fairly small exhibit, but it does feature several actual Muppets and numerous original sketches, drawings, etc., from Jim Henson himself. Kids may enjoy it, but it’s really geared more toward nostalgic folks age 30 and up who remember Henson himself.

]]> By: RemmieBarrow http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13160 RemmieBarrow Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:52:24 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13160 Bert and Ernie, the original Gangsta Rappers. Bert and Ernie, the original Gangsta Rappers.

]]> By: euphoriafish http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13146 euphoriafish Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:01:57 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13146 This is awesome. This answers some of the prayers I said when I was five years old. Thank you. This is awesome. This answers some of the prayers I said when I was five years old. Thank you.

]]> By: R.A. Roth http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13145 R.A. Roth Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:56:14 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13145 I will sell a kidney for one of those lamb Muppets. They are so darn CUTE! Randy I will sell a kidney for one of those lamb Muppets. They are so darn CUTE!

Randy

]]> By: MonkeyCheezPants http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13133 MonkeyCheezPants Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:50:41 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13133 I am ashamed to admit my hip-hop ignorance - what's the song/artist? I'm wack, I know. Do the kids still say "wack"? I am ashamed to admit my hip-hop ignorance – what’s the song/artist?

I’m wack, I know. Do the kids still say “wack”?

]]> By: Smuttynose http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13131 Smuttynose Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:24:58 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13131 Yo, B-man an' Big E ha' been down fo' over a dec now, homes! Where you been at? Biggest playas on da Ses, knowwhumsayin'? Yo, B-man an’ Big E ha’ been down fo’ over a dec now, homes! Where you been at? Biggest playas on da Ses, knowwhumsayin’?

]]> By: Danni http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13130 Danni Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:26:59 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13130 Bert and Ernie - gangsters. I knew there was a reason my mom wouldn't let me watch Sesame Street. Makes you wonder about the Fraggles... Bert and Ernie – gangsters. I knew there was a reason my mom wouldn’t let me watch Sesame Street. Makes you wonder about the Fraggles…

]]> By: Tammy http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13128 Tammy Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:03:27 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13128 Thank you, Bill for adding a demented twist to my childhood memories. I don't think I'll ever look at Bert and Ernie the same way again. I loved the Wilkins Coffee ads though... Hmmm... perhaps I need to ponder the condition of my own twisted mentality. Thank you, Bill for adding a demented twist to my childhood memories. I don’t think I’ll ever look at Bert and Ernie the same way again.

I loved the Wilkins Coffee ads though… Hmmm… perhaps I need to ponder the condition of my own twisted mentality.

]]> By: Kenny G http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13127 Kenny G Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:37:29 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13127 I enjoy <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw" rel="nofollow">the Muppets' take on a popular Internet meme</A>. I enjoy the Muppets’ take on a popular Internet meme.

]]> By: Jason http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13126 Jason Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:27:41 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13126 Check this one out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ur8AwQHusZw Check this one out:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ur8AwQHusZw

]]> By: Paul http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13122 Paul Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:02:57 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13122 So drink Wilkins Coffee or get shot point-blank in the face? Those are my only options? Wrong sounding Kermit alert! So drink Wilkins Coffee or get shot point-blank in the face?
Those are my only options?

Wrong sounding Kermit alert!

]]> By: Magic Whiskey http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13121 Magic Whiskey Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:03:37 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13121 Heaven forbid Chuck Norris should try a cup. He's the reason Waldo is hiding, after all. Heaven forbid Chuck Norris should try a cup. He’s the reason Waldo is hiding, after all.

]]> By: Hugh http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13120 Hugh Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:02:26 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13120 <i>Damn.</i> I'm really concerned about these Wilkins Coffee people. What kind of hold did they have on the fabric of time and space? What power did they wield, that they could destroy you, wipe you off the face of the universe, if you did not favor their coffee? More importantly, are they still in power? <i>Are they watching?</i> Damn. I’m really concerned about these Wilkins Coffee people. What kind of hold did they have on the fabric of time and space? What power did they wield, that they could destroy you, wipe you off the face of the universe, if you did not favor their coffee?

More importantly, are they still in power? Are they watching?

]]> By: Magic Whiskey http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/comment-page-1/#comment-13119 Magic Whiskey Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:58:06 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/07/22/muppetz-beyotches/#comment-13119 Wow...I'm left here wondering if say, Starbucks teamed up with the Muppets to sell the new 'Doubleshot On-Ice' drink. I'd predict Animal would bust some kneecaps with a garden hose, Fozzie would shiv a guy in the shower and pass the blade to Rowlf in a rather sly way, and maybe..just maybe..Elmo would waterboard someone. Wow…I’m left here wondering if say, Starbucks teamed up with the Muppets to sell the new ‘Doubleshot On-Ice’ drink. I’d predict Animal would bust some kneecaps with a garden hose, Fozzie would shiv a guy in the shower and pass the blade to Rowlf in a rather sly way, and maybe..just maybe..Elmo would waterboard someone.

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