As we prepare to descend into the valley of the uber-geek, we present another sketch of one of our favorite con archetypes, this time drawn by Mike. Many years ago. If you happen to look like this guy, please remember that we kid because we love.
HUGE Post-Cyberpunk Fan.
Believes he wields tremendous power on Slashdot.
License plate says “THK1138″ (”X” was taken).
Knows his hands are small, but insists they are his.
Hates Jewel.
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1 Tim on Jul 22, 2008 at 8:26 am
Was it a single accident that severed him at the waist as well as removing his lips? Or was it a series of catastrophes?
Glad to see that his Old Navy turtleneck sweater has survived, though.
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2 Mr. Slick on Jul 22, 2008 at 8:27 am
He looks alot like my boss.
Minus the cheerful smile.
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Reply from Tim on July 22, 2008:
Yikes. Do you go to work every day fearing a gruesome death?
Reply from Lord Bob on July 22, 2008:
He looks a lot like my mother. Except she has legs.
Reply from Mr. Slick on July 22, 2008:
Yes Tim I fear for my life on a daily basis, wouldn’t you?
3 SecretIdentityCrisis on Jul 22, 2008 at 8:56 am
John Leguizamo has not aged well.
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4 andrew on Jul 22, 2008 at 9:13 am
It’s like Bosom Buddies-era Tom Hanks overdosed on the nerve tonic that so grotesquely swelled Ken Griffey, Jr.’s jaw.
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5 chrismartindeed on Jul 22, 2008 at 10:05 am
My youngest nephew use to own a Mr. Potato Head that looked quite similar.
After it experienced a short bout with a George Foreman Grill.
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6 Jim Dandy on Jul 22, 2008 at 10:24 am
Hey, I hate Jewel too!!
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Reply from wakachiwaka on July 22, 2008:
…but Osco rules!
7 Rob T Firefly on Jul 22, 2008 at 10:31 am
While I wield miniscule amounts of power on Slashdot, I actually sort of like Jewel right up until she says, sings, or writes anything. Then the hate takes over.
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8 R.A. Roth on Jul 22, 2008 at 11:05 am
While I have no deep of love of Jewel, I don’t hate Jewel half as much as I hate Dominick’s, and Euro Fresh has been getting on my nerves of late.
Randy
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9 BEMaven on Jul 22, 2008 at 12:07 pm
When you get to No. 23 in the Series, I’ll save you the trouble of drawing by sending my head shot.
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10 Dan "Not Shaftoe" Noutko-Kennedy on Jul 22, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Kevin,
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s danger all about?
Shaftoe!
Right on!
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11 RemmieBarrow on Jul 22, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Looks like one of those self-help guru.
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12 justhesh on Jul 22, 2008 at 3:16 pm
He looks like a hand puppet.
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13 euphoriafish on Jul 22, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Michael Richards is into cyber punk?
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14 ShutterBun on Jul 22, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I suppose it’s a bit more than telling, that my license plate says “THX 1139″
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