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Where have I been?

July 22nd, 2008 by · 22 Comments

Has it really been two weeks since I posted anything on the blog?  Where the hell have I been?

Answer:  Cooking bacon!

Friday night it became necessary to cook up 8 pounds of bacon, a process that took a long time, three pans, resulted in more than 32 ounces of liquid grease and finished at 2:30 in the morning.  If anyone is interested in repeating such an endeavor, I highly recommend obtaining your bacon at Costco, where a four pack of pound packs of bacon costs only ten dollars, and the bacon is delicious.

conor and matt bacon

bacon and grease


Though we didn’t get a chance to create the World’s Longest Strip of Bacon, we did find at least one innovative use that I hope to cover at a later date…

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