Has it really been two weeks since I posted anything on the blog? Where the hell have I been?
Answer: Cooking bacon!
Friday night it became necessary to cook up 8 pounds of bacon, a process that took a long time, three pans, resulted in more than 32 ounces of liquid grease and finished at 2:30 in the morning. If anyone is interested in repeating such an endeavor, I highly recommend obtaining your bacon at Costco, where a four pack of pound packs of bacon costs only ten dollars, and the bacon is delicious.
Though we didn’t get a chance to create the World’s Longest Strip of Bacon, we did find at least one innovative use that I hope to cover at a later date…