While attending The Con, be sure to take the short hike* to the Borders on 6th Avenue:
Because while Keanu Reeves’ presence is surely to be the most buzzed about thing at The Con, and the Dark Knight exclusives are sure to go fast, you won’t want to miss the Buy One, Get One Half Off sale on the novelization of Who’s Your Caddy at the downtown Borders
I’m very curious to see how the scene where the guy in a speedo gets hit in the crotch with a golf ball** translates to the printed page.
*Ha!
**Of course this happens
4 responses so far ↓
1 RemmieBarrow on Jul 22, 2008 at 3:01 pm
The Keanue Reeves presence is the main reason to avoid the Con.
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2 Rob T Firefly on Jul 22, 2008 at 3:57 pm
This… exists?
….Ok, you know what? LeVar Burton was wrong. SCREW books.
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3 Charlie W on Jul 22, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Keanu Reeves? Whoa. I think I’ll take the blue pill.
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4 R.A. Roth on Jul 23, 2008 at 10:51 am
Who’s Your Caddy? Is this a play on words or something? I do not comprehend the nature of this spoof. Isn’t HE my caddy? If so, why is there a question mark at the end his declaration? Maybe I do not want, need or cannot afford a caddy. What then? Must I sadly drag my own clubs around the course admitting to everyone I see that, “I HAVE NO CADDY! I AM TOO POOR! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL. I AM A GOLFER!”
Randy
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