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Go Mom! (part 2)

July 23rd, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 12 Comments

Ever the good son, Conor cheered on his mom in a post earlier today. (Wishing you victory in the photo contest, Mrs. ConorsMom. You’re going down, cute baby picture!!)

Made me feel a little guilty for not cheerleading my own mom here at the Rifftrax Blog. Though technically she now qualifies for senior discounts, Mom is still one of the most feared luchadoras on the planet.

I still don’t love your ring name “La Nazi,” Mom, but I love you. I’m sure the Rifftrax community joins me wishing you luck in your upcoming bout with Dark Angel. Remember to use the damned turnbuckle this time!

la Nazi vs. Dark Angel

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(I apologize. Not just to my mother, but to mothers everywhere.

…Actually, not just to mothers everywhere, but to the abstract concept of motherhood. And since I probably dinged apple pie by association, apologies to apple pie.)

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12 responses so far ↓

  • 1 RemmieBarrow on Jul 23, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Hay, if you do not ever cheer on your own mother, you are a low down dirty smuck, and you probably love movies like The Love Guru.

  • 2 Melman on Jul 23, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    Your mother looks good lying on the mat there. She looks like she’s about to knee that other woman in the face. Reminds me of family meals at my house…

  • 3 Houndstooth Mind on Jul 23, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    I wonder what my mom’s name would be if she were a Mexican wrestler. Probably “La Madre de Los Dentes del Perro”!

  • 4 Houndstooth Mind on Jul 23, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Oops, my bad. I think that “Dentes” is supposed to be “Dientes”!

  • 5 Ben on Jul 23, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Huh…uniformed wrestler…Sargeanta Slaughter, anyone?

  • 6 Bill Corbett on Jul 23, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Wrong mom. Mine’s airborne in the pic, ready to administer some hurtin’.

    She’s also a proud grandma.

  • 7 Kyle on Jul 23, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    Bill, your father wouldn’t happen to be Bonesaw, would he?

  • 8 Charlie W on Jul 23, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    Of course! You didn’t know Bonesaw’s last name was Corbett?

  • 9 Onil on Jul 23, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    Given her attire, is it safe to assume that your mother wears army boots?

  • 10 Bill Corbett on Jul 23, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    Well…. never knew m’real dad. But there were always rumors that it was Bonesaw.

    I’ll just say this: I often find myself READY for things, and don’t understand why. (Though secretly — I do.)

  • 11 Mr. Slick on Jul 24, 2008 at 12:00 am

    Now I see where your flare for wearing outrageous costumes came from.

  • 12 Melman on Jul 24, 2008 at 6:00 am

    Ah, I see. That’s more like meals with my girlfriend then.