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My First Con Kiss

July 25th, 2008 by · 47 Comments


I have now kissed Darth Vader. In public, before God and everybody.

Before you ask, I’ll just say it: He’s a gentle, beautiful man. He smelled of summer lavender blossoming in the fields of Givenchy. His helmet flaps, so delicate, his control panel, so powerful. Moments after this was taken, I swooned. Didn’t think I even knew how to swoon, but swoon I did.

He’s an angel, my friends, and nothing like the churl portrayed by that oily bitch Hayden Christensen.

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