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Knights!

July 31st, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 22 Comments

The Dark Knight!

batman adam west

The Dark Knight, also!

GladysKnight

The Pale Knight!

ted knight

The Gay Knight!

TR Knight

The Mad Knight!

bobknight

The Newmanian Knight!

wayne knight

The Middle-Brady Knight!

Christopher Knight pr

Knight, Knight!

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22 responses so far ↓

  • 1 unityofeffect on Jul 31, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Where are the Knights who say Ni!?

  • 2 Hugh on Jul 31, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    You forgot The Bobby Knight.

  • 3 Ryan Downey on Jul 31, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    There is nothing dark about Adam West’s Batman!

  • 4 Bill Corbett on Jul 31, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Glaring omission. Now corrected, with all praise and honor to Hugh.

  • 5 Ninjew on Jul 31, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    I know that “The Hoff” is upset you forgot his Michael Knight!

  • 6 Charlie W on Jul 31, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    Don’t forget All My Children actor Michael E. Knight http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0461021/

  • 7 Charlie W on Jul 31, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    Don’t forget the Michael E. Knight http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0461021/

  • 8 justhesh on Jul 31, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    The Coiffed Knight.

  • 9 justhesh on Jul 31, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    The Delta Knight.

  • 10 StanleyBeagle on Aug 1, 2008 at 3:47 am

    sweeeeet

  • 11 Smuttynose on Aug 1, 2008 at 4:42 am

    M. Knight Shamamammmaallla la- la de da!

  • 12 Ninjew on Aug 1, 2008 at 5:01 am

    Yeah, but his name is spelled without the “K”

  • 13 Ben on Aug 1, 2008 at 5:19 am

    You forgot the paraplegic Black Knight from after his run-in with King Arthur in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”.

  • 14 Smuttynose on Aug 1, 2008 at 5:23 am

    But all the “m”s are right, though.

  • 15 Tom on Aug 1, 2008 at 5:33 am

    Impressive Round table! You’ve got my favorite ‘Dark-Knight’, my favorite singing-knight, the best comic-foil-knight and the greatest basketball-knight. I’m clueless on the ambiguously-gay-doc-knight, I’m neutral on the whiny-character-actor-best-reserved-for-animated-voice-overs-knight and I wish a slow, painful death on the child-actor-turned-reality-whore-knight.

  • 16 karen on Aug 1, 2008 at 8:26 am

    yessss…that is it! what about night rider?

  • 17 R.A. Roth on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:30 am

    Good Knight!

    Randy

  • 18 RemmieBarrow on Aug 1, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Its just a flesh wound.

  • 19 Enron Hubbard on Aug 1, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    What about adorable Cosby Kid, Keshia Knight Pulliam?
    (or, as Cary Grant would say: Rudy, Rudy, Rudy)

  • 20 Ra-chan on Aug 2, 2008 at 10:12 am

    David Warner, meet David Warner

  • 21 Jeffrey Thames [King of Grief] on Aug 3, 2008 at 12:38 am

    Has anyone ever realized that The Brady Bunch and The Partridge Family are as different as Knight and Dey?

  • 22 FP on Aug 4, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    There exists a stone-cold horror that features the narrator saying “Night, night” to a little girl. Because of a hideous regional accent, it came out as “Nat, nat”. Some of the visuals, but not the incriminating audio, can be painfully experienced HERE