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NOW we have a race.

August 1st, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 14 Comments

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Tags: Events · In the Media · Monsters · Poliitics · Predictions · RiffTrax

14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Smuttynose on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:08 am

    I still say he’s flipping us off.

  • 2 Courtney on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:23 am

    I think he’s saying “go in peace, my child.”

  • 3 Ninjew on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:24 am

    Hmmm. Hmmm.

    I might consider him, but first I need to know his stance on global warming, the Iraq war, and ever inflating gas prices.

  • 4 Ninjew on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:26 am

    And (correct me if I’m wrong), if he washed up on our shores, wouldn’t that indicate that he’s not a native born American, and in fact a resident alien (which would disqualify him from running for President)?

  • 5 Smuttynose on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:32 am

    C’mon, that’s a middle finger… middle flipper… middle fin…

    And, he looks angry! Or like my ex-wife, anyway (ba-DUM-dum *cymbal*)

  • 6 Onil on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:38 am

    I’m sure he’ll get more votes than Nader.

  • 7 Kevin Murphy on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:48 am

    Well he washed up on our shores… from Plum Island. Does that work for you?

  • 8 Smuttynose on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:52 am

    Kevin, the campaign sign says he’s “Ready to lead.” I’m afraid that type of automotive bodywork has been outdated by the new polymers they use in the sandable fillers.

    What? Oh, sorry.

  • 9 Ninjew on Aug 1, 2008 at 10:55 am

    OH! I understand now!

    I misread the banner.

    When he “washed up on our shores”, that meant that he just cleaned himself up!

    More than likely with the fine products from the Plum Island Soap Company!
    (http://plumislandsoap.com/)

  • 10 Glyn on Aug 1, 2008 at 11:00 am

    We already have two “washed up” candidates!
    Bada Bing!

  • 11 RemmieBarrow on Aug 1, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    He will certainly bring in the freak vote.

  • 12 Thom_Serveaux on Aug 1, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Hey! if the Boogey Man isn’t able to run,then why is this guy given a pass? I call shenanigans!

  • 13 To_Servo_Man on Aug 1, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    “I believe I’ll vote for a third party candidate”

    “Go ahead! Throw your vote away!”

  • 14 Neb on Aug 1, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    What in the world IS that?!