My local San Diego version of Parade Magazine for the most part focuses on the vital questions surrounding Anne Hathaway’s choice of lip gloss. So I was surprised to dig into it this week and discover this hard hitting question:
It seems like Miley Cyrus has won fame and fortune only because she’s cute. Do you agree?—Dee Marko, Roselle Park, N.J.
Holy crap, Dee! Back it down! It’s Sunday morning and I just poured my coffee. To para-quote Woody Allen’s father in Hannah and Her Sisters, “How the hell do I know I why there were Nazis? I don’t even know how the can opener works!”
Why is there, like, totally… something rather than, like, nothing?