Comments on: Heidegger writes into Parade Magazine http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:26:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Patrick http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14192 Patrick Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:59:01 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14192 God, how I hate thee, Parade Magazine. I have my suspicions that those questions are made up. Seriously, who's that dumb? And shouldn't he get back to his job of running the free world? God, how I hate thee, Parade Magazine. I have my suspicions that those questions are made up. Seriously, who’s that dumb? And shouldn’t he get back to his job of running the free world?

]]> By: Mr. Slick http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14088 Mr. Slick Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:13:47 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14088 No Randy there IS a God, he just has a messed up sense of humor. :( No Randy there IS a God, he just has a messed up sense of humor. :(

]]> By: RemmieBarrow http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14067 RemmieBarrow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:44:36 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14067 Yeh, you have to be careful getting close to anything related to Disney, otherwise it will latch on to you and never let go. Yeh, you have to be careful getting close to anything related to Disney, otherwise it will latch on to you and never let go.

]]> By: camcat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14062 camcat Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:07:51 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14062 Have you walked through WalMart lately? Any girl wth the least claim to free thinking is gonna have to be naked, and bagless--even barefoot! I can't find a handbag that doesn't have that terrifying rack of canines plastered all over it, and I am WAY TOO OLD to tote pop-star-idols to work. Have you walked through WalMart lately? Any girl wth the least claim to free thinking is gonna have to be naked, and bagless–even barefoot! I can’t find a handbag that doesn’t have that terrifying rack of canines plastered all over it, and I am WAY TOO OLD to tote pop-star-idols to work.

]]> By: R.A. Roth http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14055 R.A. Roth Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:30:07 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14055 No, Miley won fame and fortune because there is no God. Randy No, Miley won fame and fortune because there is no God.

Randy

]]> By: Courtney http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14046 Courtney Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:58:57 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14046 "Gonna be a good harvest this year..." “Gonna be a good harvest this year…”

]]> By: Queen Shadowrama http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14045 Queen Shadowrama Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:54:48 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14045 Seriously! Disney World is the Happiest Place on Earth, and if they have to drain fresh tween souls to keep it that way, well...I'm okay with that. Seriously! Disney World is the Happiest Place on Earth, and if they have to drain fresh tween souls to keep it that way, well…I’m okay with that.

]]> By: Rob T Firefly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14043 Rob T Firefly Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:43:49 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14043 At what point does it stop being lip gloss and start being high-gloss deck varnish? At what point does it stop being lip gloss and start being high-gloss deck varnish?

]]> By: Nanobots http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14034 Nanobots Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:25:57 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14034 Recent news story: "Cyrus is recovering from yet another photo scandal in which raunchy snaps of the 15-year-old star posing in the shower were posted on the internet" Isn't this the same route that Britney took, trying to be "more edgy" and "break out of that good-girl image"? In other news (a story from the Washington Post, I believe): "Just when it seemed Hannah Montana -- Miley Cyrus' alter ego -- had reached the saturation point in your child's life, a revelation: The teen singer's voice can be the throaty alarm clock that rouses your offspring, via telephone, in the morning" Yeah, that'd certainly have me up and screaming in the morning... Recent news story:

“Cyrus is recovering from yet another photo scandal in which raunchy snaps of the 15-year-old star posing in the shower were posted on the internet”

Isn’t this the same route that Britney took, trying to be “more edgy” and “break out of that good-girl image”?

In other news (a story from the Washington Post, I believe):

“Just when it seemed Hannah Montana — Miley Cyrus’ alter ego — had reached the saturation point in your child’s life, a revelation: The teen singer’s voice can be the throaty alarm clock that rouses your offspring, via telephone, in the morning”

Yeah, that’d certainly have me up and screaming in the morning…

]]> By: Katie M. http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14031 Katie M. Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:18:46 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14031 Come now, she has gained fame and fortune for somewhat legitimizing her laughing-stock pop culture joke of a father! It certainly cannot be due to any degree of "cuteness", of which she is sorely lacking (IMHBTO..."in my humble but true opinion"). Not that I am completely against weird looking ladies in entertainment. And to her credit, at least she actually dresses like a kid and not like pedo-bait. (well, that is, when there's not a camera phone around...) Come now, she has gained fame and fortune for somewhat legitimizing her laughing-stock pop culture joke of a father! It certainly cannot be due to any degree of “cuteness”, of which she is sorely lacking (IMHBTO…”in my humble but true opinion”). Not that I am completely against weird looking ladies in entertainment. And to her credit, at least she actually dresses like a kid and not like pedo-bait. (well, that is, when there’s not a camera phone around…)

]]> By: Smuttynose http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14030 Smuttynose Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:16:14 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14030 Heidegger was a boozy beggar. He could think you under the table. Heidegger was a boozy beggar. He could think you under the table.

]]> By: Mr. Slick http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14029 Mr. Slick Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:48:45 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14029 Has anyone REALLY looked at her teeth? Was Billy Ray Cyrus a predator? Yikes she's got some fangs on her. Has anyone REALLY looked at her teeth? Was Billy Ray Cyrus a predator? Yikes she’s got some fangs on her.

]]> By: Libby http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14026 Libby Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:07:48 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14026 Truly a puzzle for the ages. Truly a puzzle for the ages.

]]> By: Invisible Cracker Mom http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14025 Invisible Cracker Mom Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:46:08 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14025 Don't worry; her teeth were analyzed by many thousands of man-hours of focus groups by Disney, and their findings determined her natural teeth as "cute." Regular girls will identify with her: "Oh, wow! She has teeth like me!" Data showed that her brand-product is purchased by teens in families that were once known as middle-class, but now these families cannot afford orthodontia. The data also dictates she can keep her real teeth until she hits 21, after which she will have them filed down and re-formed, like the other blonde girl they made millions off of years prior, Hilary Duff. And so on, ad infinitum. Don’t worry; her teeth were analyzed by many thousands of man-hours of focus groups by Disney, and their findings determined her natural teeth as “cute.” Regular girls will identify with her: “Oh, wow! She has teeth like me!” Data showed that her brand-product is purchased by teens in families that were once known as middle-class, but now these families cannot afford orthodontia. The data also dictates she can keep her real teeth until she hits 21, after which she will have them filed down and re-formed, like the other blonde girl they made millions off of years prior, Hilary Duff.
And so on, ad infinitum.

]]> By: Charlie W http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14024 Charlie W Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:34:48 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14024 Gasp. Hannah Montana herself. Perhaps she is so popular because like most teenage girls she has a split personality. Plus she wears a wig, that gets big points. Gasp. Hannah Montana herself. Perhaps she is so popular because like most teenage girls she has a split personality. Plus she wears a wig, that gets big points.

]]> By: Invisible Cracker Mom http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14023 Invisible Cracker Mom Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:29:29 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14023 The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking. Martin Heidegger The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking.
Martin Heidegger

]]> By: TeeJay http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14022 TeeJay Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:24:59 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14022 Think she's a Wurwulf? Think she’s a Wurwulf?

]]> By: NavarezElectro http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14021 NavarezElectro Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:23:57 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14021 She (or he, or it, whichever they serve up to the masses) represents the burning poisonous wound from the tines of the pitchfork of corporate 'entertainment.' Each move of her career and those like her is carefully plotted for maximum profit by the soulless, heartless, empty shrouds that exist only to serve their masters who dictate what America is told it wants, from the towering monoliths of the Ministry of Entertainment. It's called GREED, and it's killing the arts in this country. Keep fighting the good fight. She (or he, or it, whichever they serve up to the masses) represents the burning poisonous wound from the tines of the pitchfork of corporate ‘entertainment.’ Each move of her career and those like her is carefully plotted for maximum profit by the soulless, heartless, empty shrouds that exist only to serve their masters who dictate what America is told it wants, from the towering monoliths of the Ministry of Entertainment.
It’s called GREED, and it’s killing the arts in this country.
Keep fighting the good fight.

]]> By: Mystok http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14020 Mystok Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:19:29 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14020 But I can't wait to go back to Disney World! But I can’t wait to go back to Disney World!

]]> By: Mystok http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-14019 Mystok Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:18:38 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/10/heidegger-writes-into-parade-magazine/#comment-14019 It is the evil that is Disney. Not only does it suck the wages right out of our hard earned pockets with its parks and merchandise, but it black holes any poor half-way talented soul into an empty shell to be filled in later years with world-devouring demons. It is the evil that is Disney. Not only does it suck the wages right out of our hard earned pockets with its parks and merchandise, but it black holes any poor half-way talented soul into an empty shell to be filled in later years with world-devouring demons.

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