Comments on: Which of these Star Wars Handmaidens is not like the others? http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:26:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: MSTJedi http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14448 MSTJedi Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:57:15 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14448 In the wake of the prequels, I'm glad for KOTOR, because otherwise I'd be one deeply disappointed fanboy. I'm hoping The Force Unleashed will be at least on par with the Jedi Knight series. In the wake of the prequels, I’m glad for KOTOR, because otherwise I’d be one deeply disappointed fanboy. I’m hoping The Force Unleashed will be at least on par with the Jedi Knight series.

]]> By: Thom_Serveaux http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14377 Thom_Serveaux Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:03:51 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14377 I'm probably only saying this because I'm not the least bit familiar w/ the KOTOR part of the franchise, nbut Brianna kinda reminds me of Dark Horse Comics 'The Ghost'... I’m probably only saying this because I’m not the least bit familiar w/ the KOTOR part of the franchise, nbut Brianna kinda reminds me of Dark Horse Comics ‘The Ghost’…

]]> By: Skenderberg http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14375 Skenderberg Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:55:46 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14375 Brianna's actually an interesting character from a decent video game... probably because she was invented by people with only the vaguest of connections to George Lucas. Brianna’s actually an interesting character from a decent video game… probably because she was invented by people with only the vaguest of connections to George Lucas.

]]> By: Geoff http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14334 Geoff Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:11:44 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14334 The funny part is, this (as said before) is from KOTOR II, when the KOTOR series is probably the best thing to come out of the Star Wars series since the original trilogy. The funny part is, this (as said before) is from KOTOR II, when the KOTOR series is probably the best thing to come out of the Star Wars series since the original trilogy.

]]> By: NavarezElectro http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14315 NavarezElectro Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:20:15 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14315 "Direct to crap" “Direct to crap”

]]> By: Tom http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14293 Tom Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:12:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14293 Hmmmmm....“She has always brought shame upon us. In terms of combat, she is the least among us. Her stance always had too much passion about it.” Is that the Naboo way of saying she was a skank? Always ready for some Jedi party action? Hmmmmm….“She has always brought shame upon us. In terms of combat, she is the least among us. Her stance always had too much passion about it.”

Is that the Naboo way of saying she was a skank? Always ready for some Jedi party action?

]]> By: mooshakes http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14285 mooshakes Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:05:26 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14285 I appreciate the star wars and all, but you guys are slipping from this blogs purpose. Maybe you need this to keep you focused - http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Bacon-Soap/ I appreciate the star wars and all, but you guys are slipping from this blogs purpose. Maybe you need this to keep you focused -

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Bacon-Soap/

]]> By: Kleenex http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14283 Kleenex Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:22:29 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14283 Brianna?? More handmaiden names from the Old Republic era include Ashley, Savanna, Sierra, Moesha and of course, Posh Spice. Brianna?? More handmaiden names from the Old Republic era include Ashley, Savanna, Sierra, Moesha and of course, Posh Spice.

]]> By: MST3Kelly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14280 MST3Kelly Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:32:00 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14280 wonder how many Lucas CG modelers would volunteer for bra construction division? or for that matter, codpiece rendering? wow. we've entered a really weird area, here. oops--- wonder how many Lucas CG modelers would volunteer for bra construction division?
or for that matter, codpiece rendering?

wow. we’ve entered a really weird area, here.
oops—

]]> By: Neb http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14279 Neb Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:19:40 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14279 I'm just glad the handmaiden pictured is CGI, because HOLY COW...can you imagine trying to babe-fu your way through a skirmish with those outlandish gazongers? Hope she has a CGI 1/4" steel boned undergarment in there somewhere. I’m just glad the handmaiden pictured is CGI, because HOLY COW…can you imagine trying to babe-fu your way through a skirmish with those outlandish gazongers? Hope she has a CGI 1/4″ steel boned undergarment in there somewhere.

]]> By: NavarezElectro http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14278 NavarezElectro Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:14:48 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14278 George Lucas has multi-millions worth of technology and staff trained to expertly produce "trompe l'oeil" beings of all kinds and descriptions, and their accompanying environs. He touts this ability, dismissing those so-called purists who long for the days of stop-motion and Muppetry. Fine. Then why produce a product in which the characters are rendered so hideously? Is he worried that if he unleashes all of his CG powers that we movie-going mortals will confuse them with living creatures and mass panic from inferred insanity will result? Maybe it was easier and cheaper for the factories of the East to produce action figures et al that resemble these monstrosities. Sorry, guys. I used to love Star Wars... I guess I still do. George Lucas has multi-millions worth of technology and staff trained to expertly produce “trompe l’oeil” beings of all kinds and descriptions, and their accompanying environs. He touts this ability, dismissing those so-called purists who long for the days of stop-motion and Muppetry. Fine. Then why produce a product in which the characters are rendered so hideously? Is he worried that if he unleashes all of his CG powers that we movie-going mortals will confuse them with living creatures and mass panic from inferred insanity will result?
Maybe it was easier and cheaper for the factories of the East to produce action figures et al that resemble these monstrosities.
Sorry, guys. I used to love Star Wars… I guess I still do.

]]> By: fanboy3445 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14276 fanboy3445 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:53:56 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14276 Right on, Hugh...I'll admit as well I have maybe a bit too much knowledge regarding the handmaidens of Padme Naberrie, but perhaps I should leave the comments to more accomplished aficionados. If you'll pardon me, I have to go re-read my SW: E1 Queen Amidala Journal. Oh God, I wish I was kidding... Right on, Hugh…I’ll admit as well I have maybe a bit too much knowledge regarding the handmaidens of Padme Naberrie, but perhaps I should leave the comments to more accomplished aficionados.

If you’ll pardon me, I have to go re-read my SW: E1 Queen Amidala Journal. Oh God, I wish I was kidding…

]]> By: Avy http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14272 Avy Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:06:22 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14272 Must have just gotten lazy after a while, or something... O.o Either way, this should definitely not be associated with the original trilogy. It all went steeply downhill after Episode One. X_X Must have just gotten lazy after a while, or something… O.o

Either way, this should definitely not be associated with the original trilogy. It all went steeply downhill after Episode One. X_X

]]> By: karen http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14268 karen Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:43:28 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14268 i liked the star wars movies for the action and humor(toungue in cheek) NOT the endless mind numbing names of people invovled. bo-ring! i liked the star wars movies for the action and humor(toungue in cheek) NOT the endless mind numbing names of people invovled. bo-ring!

]]> By: David TC http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14267 David TC Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:28:26 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14267 oops, you're not your, curses! oops, you’re not your, curses!

]]> By: David TC http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14266 David TC Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:26:30 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14266 Oh how droll Mr. Binx, however, I can’t help but think that your time might be somewhat better spent evaluating the relative merits of a certain commemorative unit of exchange. My lord in heaven above, can’t you see what your doing to Suzy with this dereliction of your responsibilities? Or do you so delight in the suffering of a fellow human, that you deliberately withhold the outcome of your fiendish little tourney? Oh how droll Mr. Binx, however, I can’t help but think that your time might be somewhat better spent evaluating the relative merits of a certain commemorative unit of exchange.

My lord in heaven above, can’t you see what your doing to Suzy with this dereliction of your responsibilities? Or do you so delight in the suffering of a fellow human, that you deliberately withhold the outcome of your fiendish little tourney?

]]> By: Hugh http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14265 Hugh Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:44:59 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14265 Sorry. The truth must be told. Sorry. The truth must be told.

]]> By: Kyle http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14264 Kyle Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:28:49 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14264 I saw a sign outside of a local movie theater that said "Midnight Showing of The Clone Wars!" I felt bad that they'd be staying open so late for maybe two people. I saw a sign outside of a local movie theater that said “Midnight Showing of The Clone Wars!” I felt bad that they’d be staying open so late for maybe two people.

]]> By: Rob T Firefly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14263 Rob T Firefly Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:07:28 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14263 I have one thing to say: Sashé, Shanté. Shanté. Shanté. Shanté, Shanté, Shanté. I have one thing to say:
Sashé, Shanté.
Shanté. Shanté.
Shanté, Shanté, Shanté.

]]> By: Desiree Fawn http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/comment-page-1/#comment-14259 Desiree Fawn Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:47:14 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/08/14/which-of-these-star-wars-handmaidens-is-not-like-the-others/#comment-14259 Oh snap. Oh snap.

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