Matthew “Sahara” McConaughey (pictured*) is auctioning a few items off on eBay. Among them, his Commemorative Texas Longhorn National Championship Motorcycle. (Yes, to answer your question, there really is such a thing.)
His reason for selling? The June bug welts on his chest were too frequent and too painful. He briefly considered wearing a shirt while riding but dismissed it when he remembered that shirts are for non-awesome dudes.
*Though attending a Texas Longhorns’ game, contrary to what you might think Matthew is not signing “hook ’em horns” but rather is preparing for that night’s Dave Matthews concert.