After a not so successful attempt at comedy (”The Pacifier”), it’s good to see Vin Diesel bounce back with this:
on Aug 26, 2008 at 9:05 am
That video made me want to hide under my bed and never come out. The nightmares are going to come back I just know it. I need to call my mom.
On a silver lining, at least I found this in the related videos:
on Aug 26, 2008 at 9:06 am
I wonder if the toy tastes better than the candy.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 9:22 am
You want to be disturbed by a commercial? Try these with Ah-nald…
If they ever let Arnie run for President, these will cause his opponent to win in a landslide…
on Aug 26, 2008 at 9:30 am
Mr. Diesel’s acting skills have improved. he may be spending less time at the gym, but he is finally exhibiting symptoms of having a personality. his eyes weren’t glowing this time, either.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 9:50 am
I had no idea Vin Diesel was going to play Bilbo Baggins in the new Hobbit movie! He certainly has the accent down!
on Aug 26, 2008 at 9:56 am
Seems more like Robin Williams to me.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:00 am
My 7-year-old thought that was the most hilarious video ever. So, kiddie comedy gold, I guess.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:12 am
Someone tapped my inner shroom.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:31 am
The kid who eats the toothpaste has since developed an incurable facial tic and mutters incessantly “minty my a**”, but he has become the Minister for Overseas Development.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:56 am
Disney had a product like this, for about a week. I thought it was genius! I wanted them badly. I finally got one and it came with Aladdin and a flying carpet.
Shortly thereafter, they were discontinued. Some little idiot kid tried to eat the plastic toy inside and ruined it for the rest of us. The uncharitable little jerk.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:38 am
Did you know that Steven Spielberg sought out Vin Diesel specifically to cast him in a bit part written for him in Saving Private Ryan?
Honestly. That’s like writing a dramatic role in a film specifically for Rip Taylor.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 12:34 pm
That’s not Vin Diesel… That’s Wallace Shawn taking a break from the production of Aunt Dan & Lemon!
on Aug 26, 2008 at 12:52 pm
on Aug 26, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Vin Diesel as played by a cracked out Patrick Stewart…
Don’t do drugs, kids.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 1:24 pm
on Aug 26, 2008 at 1:50 pm
See what happens when you eat too much candy with toys inside them.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Kinder eggs are pretty cool. I got a smart car in one last week.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Vin Diesel himself is filled with nougat.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Wow… these McCain campaign commercials are making increasingly less sense.
on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Bill Bailey on Kinder Surprise –
“I’m English, and as such I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair. I call them the Eggs Of Numbing Inevitability. And when I buy them, I always ask for them in the third person: “Bill Bailey would like the Eggs Of Numbing Inevitability.”"
on Aug 27, 2008 at 11:07 am
Until the day I died I never stopped screaming…
on Aug 27, 2008 at 6:22 pm
At least now I know what my nightmares will be like tonight.
on Aug 27, 2008 at 8:53 pm
That was truly horrific.
My keyboard is all wet from the crying. :’(
on Aug 29, 2008 at 7:43 am
….Wait, what am I saying? Screw you, Vin. I had a lot of stock in The Pacifier (as much as Star Wars fanboys had in Episode I) and my world was destroyed by its sucky-ness.
on Aug 31, 2008 at 9:49 am
I’m…not terribly sure I can forgive you for this one, Mike.
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