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• 1 wbwolf on Sep 7, 2008 at 6:25 am

  Watching that clip, I have to wonder… why were all the fan boys drooling over how “good” this thing supposedly is if it’s full of Plot Convenience Theater?

  Thank you, Rifftrax, from saving me from another bad movie.

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  Reply from Hugh on September 7, 2008:

  Just because a movie’s convenient, doesn’t make it bad. After all, this is a comic book movie we’re talking about. Spidey 1 and 2 have been two of the best true-to-the-source comic book flicks in recent memory.

  Reply from Mr. Slick on September 7, 2008:

  Except that in the comic Spiderman doesn’t have organic webbing.

  Reply from justhesh on September 7, 2008:

  I’m with you, wbwolf. The Spiderman flicks were the cheesiest movies since Corman’s Fantastic Four. Or anything else Raimi has ever done. So unabashedly awful.

  Reply from Hugh on September 7, 2008:

  Goddamn, and I thought I was harsh on movies.

• 2 Charlie W on Sep 7, 2008 at 6:30 am

  Eureka! Elton John is Doc Ock! I was wondering why he had those extra metal arms. I always thought it was because he was knighted by the queen of England.

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  Reply from Mr. Slick on September 7, 2008:

  If Elton John was Doc Ock then it would be Peter in the dress right?

• 3 Ninjew on Sep 7, 2008 at 7:14 am

  I’ll bet Doc Ock could still snort Lily Allen under the table…

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  Reply from MonkeyCheezPants on September 7, 2008:

  Nobody wants to read your Doc Ock/Lilly Allen furniture-fetish fanfic!

  Wait, it’s a drug reference? Carry on then.

• 4 MST3Kelly on Sep 7, 2008 at 8:57 am

  the clamp-tipped metal tentacles in the windowbox have tilted to one side.

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• 5 MonkeyCheezPants on Sep 7, 2008 at 9:00 am

  Oh, Doc Ock meeting Aunt May was all a set-up for the recently announced Spiderman 4… it’s a romantic comedy leading up to the scene depicted on the cover.

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• 6 RemmieBarrow on Sep 7, 2008 at 9:04 am

  Frankly, I have never understood Aunt May’s love for Doc Ock or visa versa. I am sure there are plenty of ancient individuals that May can latch on to, mostly in Florida. And I am sure there are at least a few multi armed individuals that Doc Ock can be involved with. Not that there is anything wrong with the relationship that they have, I am just saying that there are other people to be involved with.

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• 7 C-Nug on Sep 7, 2008 at 9:23 am

  Though a somewhat controversial move, Spiderman puts a halt to another gay wedding.

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• 8 MikeP on Sep 7, 2008 at 9:40 am

  Makes you wonder what else Doc Ock’s broken inhibitor chip was supposed to be inhibiting.

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• 9 Hugh on Sep 7, 2008 at 9:48 am

  Is he marrying George W. Bush on that comic book cover?

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• 10 Mr. Slick on Sep 7, 2008 at 10:30 am

  Say what you will but I bet Aunt May had the best Honeymoon night ever!

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  Reply from justhesh on September 7, 2008:

  I can’t believe she wore white.

  The nerve.

• 11 ms. chii on Sep 7, 2008 at 10:36 am

  what, so doc oc is really gay? and he has a thing for spiderman? and peter parker? ooh. that would be a good one. all that tension underneath the surface…

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• 12 justhesh on Sep 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm

  “With this ring I thee…web?”

  Oh, that’s simply delightful. Well played and guffaw!

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• 13 AWD! on Sep 7, 2008 at 9:17 pm

  They were hoppin’ and boppin’ to the Crocodile Rock.
  http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/blog/LizardBlog.jpg

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• 14 Tom on Sep 8, 2008 at 8:59 pm

  Well the reception would explain why Saturday night’s alright for fighting…..
  Seriously, when making comic book movies- put your plot conveniences is narrative yellow text boxes in the corner of the screen and all is forgiven.

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• 15 Quinton on Sep 10, 2008 at 11:50 am

  YES! i knew it! i knew elton john was infact doc-oc, never sense the days of lion king and his bowl hair cut has the world seen such evil….

  Perhaps his Incessant dancing of the crocodile rock could lead us somewhere else in this investigation? >.>

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