There’s very little that needs to be said about the above video, except that I can all too easily envision a scenario where terrorists somehow slip THC into our nations water supply and use an endless loop of this video to keep everyone busy while they take over the world. Kudos to anyone who can figure out what the hell is going on.
Thanks for the vid Cameron!
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1 Adam on Sep 10, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Some kind of ecstasy fueled raccoon dance party?
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2 Eeliza on Sep 10, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Wow…that is the cheapest circus I have ever seen. At least the raccoon’s could be wearing little tutus or hats or riding tiny unicycles or something.
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Reply from Eeliza on September 10, 2008:
Ugh, grammatical error…no apostrophe in raccoons…deeply mortified.
Reply from Scooter on September 10, 2008:
that reminds me of the bathroom graffiti my friend just send me a picture of that said ” I [heart] boob’s”
Reply from MonkeyCheezPants on September 10, 2008:
Maybe they were an admirer of an establishment called “Boob’s”?
Reply from MST3Kelly on September 11, 2008:
no, no. what was admired BELONGED to ‘Boob.’
I think.
Reply from MonkeyCheezPants on September 12, 2008:
Ah. An areola aficionado.
3 justhesh on Sep 10, 2008 at 9:28 pm
So fluffy!
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4 MonkeyCheezPants on Sep 10, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Put on CCR’s “Born on the Bayou” while watching this video. It’s the perfect beat.
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5 MST3Kelly on Sep 11, 2008 at 4:17 am
they are exhibiting the pathological behavior of workers trapped in their cubicles.
only there are usually a few less fleas in the human workplace.
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Reply from Ra-chan on September 11, 2008:
I’m not so sure about the less fleas thing…
Reply from Brian O. on September 11, 2008:
And now I have the image of a raccoon saying “I think you have my stapler”. Thanks!
Reply from NavarezElectro on September 11, 2008:
And good god- think of their tiny Starbuck’s cups…
The horror- the horror-
6 Smuttynose on Sep 11, 2008 at 5:18 am
This is:
1-Raccoon Safety Dance
or
2-Obsessive Compulsive behavior resulting from eating Tom Arnold’s garbage
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7 Mystok on Sep 11, 2008 at 5:22 am
Glib glib.
What?! You wanted something deep? I lost all capacity for rational thought when I viewed the video. The ‘coons musta stolen my brain while I wasn’t lookin’. you just can’t trust an animal wearing a mask.
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8 Krud on Sep 11, 2008 at 7:15 am
Er, I suspect that we don’t REALLY want to know what they’re doing…
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Reply from NavarezElectro on September 11, 2008:
I have a feeling that their activities are far beyond the scope of human comprehension.
It’s like dabbling in God’s domain…
9 emily on Sep 11, 2008 at 11:09 am
no need for thc, i’m fascinated by this without drugs.
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10 R.A. Roth on Sep 11, 2008 at 11:59 am
Raccoons are nature’s OCD.
Randy
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11 Walter on Sep 11, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Raccoon orgy.
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12 suzanne on Sep 11, 2008 at 12:17 pm
they are climbing the walls not knowing which state quarter wins.
conor.
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13 RemmieBarrow on Sep 11, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Ah, they are just looking for some itches to scratch, know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
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14 Nanobots on Sep 11, 2008 at 2:27 pm
How quickly everyone forgets. They’re doing “The Lurch”
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15 biggs on Sep 11, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Someone should tell them the one side is open, there’s no need to try and climb the walls to get out. It seems unnecessary.
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16 Conor Lastowka on Sep 11, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I’m curious as to which raccoon everyone prefers, because in my mind there is a clear winner
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Reply from euphoriafish on September 11, 2008:
Definitely the swaying one. That guy’s got moves!
The other one is just hopped up on discarded Pixie Stix.
Reply from MST3Kelly on September 11, 2008:
I’ve got to vote for the one crammed into the far-right hand corner. I’m not sure why.
uh-oh- this was some kind of psychological test, wasn’t it? and now you know- something- about me, don’t you?
clever boy, Conor. clever boy…
17 BULLYtheBULLY on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:42 pm
When animals are caged for extended periods of time they show obsessive-compulsive repetitive behavior. This would be a funny video if I didn’t know this
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18 Invisible Cracker Mom on Sep 11, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Hey Conor:
what would you give to get six of us to re-create this? You could Rifftrax it.
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19 Sasha on Sep 12, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Well, clearly the two on the sides are polishing the wooden box, making sure to switch positions halfway through for consistency, while the ones huddled up in the back are emotionally preparing themselves for a zombie nightmare scenario by pretending to eating each other.
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20 Eric on Sep 15, 2008 at 11:42 am
This reminds me of the acid party in the “Blue Boy” episode of Dragnet.
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Reply from Paul V on September 17, 2008:
Someone was on Hulu. =P
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