For the approx. twenty-seven years the Rifftrax Blog has been up and running, I’ve posted on occasion about animals who are freakishly big:
So it’s time to acknowledge that not all animals can be gargantuan, intimidating, or existentially alarming. (Thought they all should be.)
Some Creatures are Small, not Great. Some are so frightened of their mortal experience that someone opening an umbrella causes them stark terror.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you God’s natural cowards — the shy tax accountants of Earth’s ecosystem — the Don Knottsiest member of the animal kingdom — the mammal that should rightly be born with its own comforting blue blanket — the Fainting Goat:
(* Rodents of Unusual Size and Deliciousness)