And when I go insane, this adorable little egg video will be playing in my cerebral cortex over and over again ha ha ha ha ha ha urp ha ha ha!
I especially love eggs that are also bombs! (@ approx 29 seconds in)
Eggs!
EGGS!!!!!!!!!
**MIKE ADDS**
This reminds me, guys — I don’t say it often enough, so I’ll take the opportunity now. “Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle, that’s the best of what you are.” I’m tearing up a little as I type, so I’ll just leave it at that.
**KEVIN FOLDS IN**
Directly from www.iloveegg.com: “ILoveEgg is… Transforms its body into any shape we can imagine. The main and sub characters make stories pleasantly and lovely.”
**BILL whisks a bit more**
EGGS!!!
41 responses so far ↓
1 C-Nug on Sep 11, 2008 at 8:32 am
Personally, I’m preferable to the egg sundae.
2 Krud on Sep 11, 2008 at 8:36 am
“Chip a chip away your shell and come to me…”
Wasn’t that a line from a song by The Doors?
3 Hugh on Sep 11, 2008 at 8:56 am
Prince, wasn’t it?
4 Smuttynose on Sep 11, 2008 at 8:59 am
Bill, let me be the first to say unto you….
Oodle doodle.
5 Neb on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:00 am
Aaaagh!
Love the “pacifier egg” at the end.
My chickens lay every color of egg BUT white. Does pale off-white count? I feel discriminated against.
6 Ariel on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:12 am
Yes, but you forgot the most important thing about eggs!
YOU CAN EAT THEM WITH BACON.
You had a chance to incorporate bacony goodness and you DIDN’T use it.
I’d say some reprogramming is in order…
The Bacon Gods are gonna SMITE you!
7 Redclaire on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:25 am
Oh my god! I haven’t seen this for at least 3 years and it took over my mind for a few weeks- it was on its own website then….lets see…
Here:
http://www.iloveegg.co.uk/newsite/main.html
Thank you for reminding me it existed!
8 Redclaire on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:27 am
Oh er yeah and also the site that’s in the video. Duuh! I’d make the excuse that it’s early but I’m in the UK and it really isn’t.
9 Bill Corbett on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:27 am
“The Bacon Gods are gonna SMITE you!”
If I have to be smited by gods (and I do), I’m just glad they’re delicious gods.
10 MSTJedi on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:39 am
Why did I just watch that? And why just the white eggs? You got somethin’ against brown? Nazi egg lover . . .
11 The Professor on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:40 am
It would have been awesome if the rainbow at the beginning and the mobile at the end had been made of bacon.
12 Ariel on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:44 am
But what if they withhold their bacony goodness from you?
Or us?
You must appease them!
13 Ariel on Sep 11, 2008 at 9:50 am
Yes! Appease the Bacon Gods!
14 ERINBOTELHO on Sep 11, 2008 at 10:52 am
OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG! MY HUSBAND THREATENS TO DIVORCE ME EVERYTIME I PLAY IT! LOL! EGGS! EGGS ARE THE BEST! I LOVE U! I LOVE U! REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU SO! 365 DAYS I REALLY LOVE YOU SO! MMM YUMMY! LOL!!!
15 ERINBOTELHO on Sep 11, 2008 at 11:01 am
Hey Bill! This reminded me of another series of whacked out videos.
http://www.gprime.net/flash
once you’re there check out Drawn Dream. It’s one of the most messed up cartoons you’ll see and it is my most favorite! Good stuff!
)
16 Ra-chan on Sep 11, 2008 at 11:01 am
I watched it. I don’t know why i watched it, but I did.
I think I’m scarred for life. Because of EGGS.
*twitch*
17 emily on Sep 11, 2008 at 11:14 am
eggs. the bane of our grad student’s existence. when the chick embryo is your animal model, you do not love eggs so.
18 Brian O. on Sep 11, 2008 at 11:22 am
The Gods Must Be Tasty.
19 Danni on Sep 11, 2008 at 12:40 pm
“And when I go insane…”
Um – I think that ship has already sailed, my friend. Aarrrrr.
(Just watched PotC last night – a little harsh with Keira and Orlando, but otherwise very funny).
20 AWD! on Sep 11, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Is there an idiotic, hick-sounding cousin character that’s a pile of scrambled eggs?
“I don’ take kindly to you eggs”
21 karen on Sep 11, 2008 at 1:26 pm
how about bacon ham and eggs…..mmmmm…dancing ham and bacon. *glomp*!
22 Tv Miller on Sep 11, 2008 at 1:38 pm
There is a very good chance I will hear that high pitched voice screaming at me the next time I boil one or smash it’s fragile little body on the side of a bowl and whisk it into oblivion. I feel nauseous. I need a bacon song.
Or…I could print bacon on some bread as a healthy alternative to actually eating that colon killing bacon:
http://gizmodo.com/5048572/scan-toaster-prints-text-photos-from-the-internet-onto-your-bread
Oh and the next Song-Fu better be about bacon!
23 RemmieBarrow on Sep 11, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Yeah, it sounds a bit racist just mentioning white eggs.
24 MST3Kelly on Sep 11, 2008 at 1:52 pm
the key phrase for me in this little song was:
‘crack- crack- crack…’
25 Ariel on Sep 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Behold Oh Peoples!
The key to redemption!
Bacon and Egg Ice cream!
http://www.gourmet.com/recipes/diaryofafoodie/2007/01/bacon_and_egg_ice_cream
26 OmegaRowsdower on Sep 11, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Its good for producing singing breakfast foods and/or painting the future
27 The Professor on Sep 11, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Mmm… spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam.
28 Invisible Cracker Mom on Sep 11, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Can one’s arteries become clogged by simply reading the Rifftrax blog?
[dialing primary care physician]
29 Invisible Cracker Mom on Sep 11, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Eggs n’ Crack: now together for a great new taste sensation!
30 NavarezElectro on Sep 11, 2008 at 6:46 pm
For your loved one’s special day: Bacon Birthday Cake.
http://tenderlovemaking.com/2006/08/20/bacon-cake/
31 Ben on Sep 11, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Sorry, but nothing is more demented than hearing the Hamster Dance over and over…or maybe the Llama Song.
32 Mr. Slick on Sep 11, 2008 at 7:57 pm
I love egss but they make my goats faint
33 MST3Kelly on Sep 11, 2008 at 10:13 pm
…egg, bacon, tomato, and spam…
34 MST3Kelly on Sep 11, 2008 at 10:16 pm
to appease Bacon Gods:
set out the burnt offerings, served with lettuce, mayonnaise, and tomato on whole grain-bread.
35 Fran in the Pan on Sep 12, 2008 at 6:34 am
Bacon and now eggs, we’re a proverbial “Breakfast Club”. I’d love to see Mike made up as Molly Ringwald. *shudder*
36 TeeJay on Sep 12, 2008 at 8:22 am
I don’t know, on my own insanity trip, I want this to be playing in my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0
37 Spookette on Sep 12, 2008 at 8:26 am
All of the eggs are cute and delicious-looking, but I’m rather partial to the ninja eggs.
38 ERINBOTELHO on Sep 12, 2008 at 11:02 am
Dude! I listen to the Hamster song every day! Loooooooooooove it!..LOL
39 Erik @ RiffTrax on Sep 14, 2008 at 9:07 am
I told you I don’t like spam!!!
40 Owen on Sep 14, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Eggs, won’t you?
41 suzanne on Sep 23, 2008 at 8:45 am
come into my tummy.
oh so very yummy.
(michael scott subtly coughs “thatswhatshesaid”)
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