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It’s been too long….

September 11th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 25 Comments

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Ahhh.

Even better? You can’t see it in this closeup, but he’s carrying a tray of freshly-cooked bacon.

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UPDATE: Conor just emailed with a glorious fact:


Tomorrow is Joey Pants’ birthday!

We WILL be paying tribute.

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25 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ariel on Sep 11, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    The Bacon Gods are appeased. You have done well, my son.

  • 2 MikeP on Sep 11, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    You also can’t see in the closeup that he’s not wearing pants. So it’s kind of a mixed blessing.

  • 3 Charlie W on Sep 11, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    You know what would go well with that bacon? EGGS!

  • 4 Casey on Sep 11, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Thank God it is a close-up… not that I don’t appreciate bacon but I hear that Mr. Pants…. likes to be ironic now and then and goes about “sans pants”.

  • 5 Casey on Sep 11, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Gah! Beatin!

  • 6 Bill Corbett on Sep 11, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Both of you did fine work.

    Help yourself to some bacon out of petty cash.

  • 7 Courtney on Sep 11, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    What most people don’t know is that his earing is a not a diamond, but pressurized bacon. Bacongems are mined in the northernmost parts of Canada and are far more precious than cheapass old diamonds. Joey Pants knows this, but he doesn’t like to brag.

  • 8 Walter on Sep 11, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    PANTS AND BACON FOREVER

  • 9 MST3Kelly on Sep 11, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    thank you for deciphering his expression. he is wearing the contented smile of a man who is loaded up with bacon.

  • 10 Chris D. on Sep 11, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Like a cool September breeze or a tall glass of lemonade with a sprig of mint, Joey Pants refreshes us all!

  • 11 Veronica on Sep 11, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    If you look closely into his white smile – THERE IS SOMETHING IN HIS TEETH.

  • 12 Bill Corbett on Sep 11, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    It’s love.

  • 13 Ben on Sep 11, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    I’ll be sure to fondle his concrete handprints from the premiere of “Cats and Dogs” that I bought off eBay.

  • 14 Mr. Slick on Sep 11, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Now if only they can come up with Joey Pants flavored vodka… eww nevermind I’ll stick to bacon flavor instead.

  • 15 Tim on Sep 11, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    Ah, Joey Pants’ birthday. We should whip up a bacon cake recipe, should we not?

  • 16 MST3Kelly on Sep 11, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    they sell ‘Baconique’ gems on QVC. I was almost fooled…

  • 17 NavarezElectro on Sep 12, 2008 at 12:18 am

    And here it is (again)

    http://tenderlovemaking.com/2006/08/20/bacon-cake/

  • 18 NavarezElectro on Sep 12, 2008 at 12:24 am

    Love is… a tiny gray lump in Joey Pants’ teeth.

  • 19 Rob T Firefly on Sep 12, 2008 at 5:40 am

    Ahhhh, it’s like slipping back into a comfortable old armchair after a long time away.

  • 20 karen on Sep 12, 2008 at 5:46 am

    mmm…bacon, eggs and ham. :)

  • 21 Onil on Sep 12, 2008 at 6:06 am

    I like his Alitalia track jacket. It’s boss.

  • 22 StanleyBeagle on Sep 12, 2008 at 6:55 am

    would you go so far as to say it was, in fact, “boss hogg”, the ultimate in boss-ness?

  • 23 Smuttynose on Sep 12, 2008 at 7:03 am

    And I think there’s more love right there in the Right Maxillary Second Bicuspid. Like, leftover pizza-love, or something…

  • 24 Spookette on Sep 12, 2008 at 8:34 am

    Bacon and Mr. Pants: wonderful on their own, magnificent together.

  • 25 Casey on Sep 13, 2008 at 5:44 am

    Colin Hay’s eye boogers must be love as well.

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