Today, Sept. 12, is the birthday of one Mr. Joseph Wellington Pants IV. This is a contest to celebrate that happy occasion.
The prize: a free Rifftrax of your choice.
The task: you must lavishly praise the greatness of Joey Pants. Holding back will cost you dearly.
Further: you must work in the titles of at least five movies that featured Joey Pants, but not referring to the movies themselves.
Here’s Joey Pants’ IMDB.com page. We will rely on its infallibility.
100 words maximum. Points for style.
Let’s make Joey Pants’ birthday last all weeked!
DEADLINE is Monday, Sept. 15 at 11:59 PM. Post entries in comments below.
May God have mercy on your souls.
[UPDATE Saturday 9/13: Many of you have had the brilliant idea to capitalize the movie titles, or even put 'em in all uppercase. Madcap! But I heartily approve, as it makes sorting through them easier. I like when things are easier.
You can also try HTML tags: em, strong, u, etc. Those should all work.
Hope your Joey Pants Birthday Celebration Weekend has been fun so far! ]