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on Sep 17, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Can’t trust ‘em for anything. I bet the don’t even pay those guys rent for moving in.
on Sep 17, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Update: When the AP reached Mr. Cage, he was quoted as asking the reporter, in reference to her bag, “is there a shark in there?” She was confused and just kind of… walked away… More to come, only on CNN.com.
Fifty "Percent" Kreiger
on Sep 17, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Very good honey.
on Sep 17, 2008 at 5:59 pm
DAMN! Nature – you scarry!
on Sep 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Oh fine, smoke ‘em out then enjoy all their hard-earned honey. Real nice. Poor little things, they just wanna make their delicious honey in peace!!
Incidentally, earlier today I noticed that, just outside my office building (I live in L.A.), there was a patch of sidewalk that was covered with dead and dying bees. Just that one little spot – there were dozens of them!! WTF?? Could this be a Peter Graves movie in the making??
on Sep 17, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Someone tell Marky Mark that all those bees he was so worried about have been found.
on Sep 17, 2008 at 8:56 pm
BEES WILL KILL YOU.
…film at 11.
on Sep 17, 2008 at 9:16 pm
The bees have also made a hostile takeover bid for AIG….
Oh no, not the bees!
on Sep 17, 2008 at 10:23 pm
When the aliens land and we find out they don’t look like Keanu Reeves, CNN will still be covering the bees…
on Sep 18, 2008 at 4:27 am
I had bees in my wall in Pennsylvania. I’d bang on the wall and they’d buzz like mad.
Well, they got me back…
I am now one of them….
Give us your pollen….
If you do not give us your pollen, we will sit on you with our sharp, pointy behinds…
on Sep 18, 2008 at 9:06 am
That was some tricky, sneaky, Guided by Voices bait-and-switch bloggery!
on Sep 18, 2008 at 10:13 am
Miami on fire. Will history blame me, or the bees?
on Sep 18, 2008 at 10:31 am
I’d like to remind all of you that killing me won’t bring back your “Goddamned honey”!
on Sep 18, 2008 at 10:47 am
BREAKING CHIHUAHUA NEWS!
on Sep 19, 2008 at 8:30 am
bzzzzzzzzzzz………we will infest your homes and eat your children. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*ahem* back to your regularly scheduled program.
on Sep 20, 2008 at 4:51 am
I though it was interesting the bee guy wasn’t allowed inside the houses until he got permission from the landlord, but seemed ok with knocking big chunks of mortar from the exterior. Maybe it is in the fine print of the lease?
on Sep 20, 2008 at 9:05 am
The part that really cracked me up was the shot of the guy eating the honey. I was like “laaaaawl”
on Sep 20, 2008 at 9:05 am
Note that the article said there were hives in three different houses. The one house where the guy was knocking the wall out was probably owned by the person who lived there. The other house seemed to be a rental.
on Sep 21, 2008 at 10:21 am
Pffft. Aliens don’t look like Keanu Reeves? Well, now you’re just being silly.
on Sep 25, 2008 at 2:06 pm
“Very good honey”
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