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Well, I’ve been trying to drop a few – HEY!

September 18th, 2008 by · 42 Comments

41Nxxs 8r L. AA280Recently, I got invited to Nastasia Liukin’s Bat Mitzvah, so naturally went looking for a leotard and was lucky enough to run across this affordably priced “knockout leotard” at Amazon.

Now, I’m not ashamed that I had to buy the biggest one they had, but I don’t think I deserved this slap in the face: go to the product page and get a load of the sizing.

Yes, the largest size (mine) is called “Adult Lard”! I’ll be buying my knockout leotard somewhere else, thank you very much.

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