Comments on: “I WILL eat your hand, Mommy.” http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:45:03 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Libby http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15891 Libby Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:04:22 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15891 I know they warned you not to reveal it, but what is the harrowing climax? I know they warned you not to reveal it, but what is the harrowing climax?

]]> By: Ben http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15768 Ben Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:39:10 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15768 Yum...dead hitchhiker marrow makes for good spreadin' on bread. Yum…dead hitchhiker marrow makes for good spreadin’ on bread.

]]> By: chrismartindeed http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15736 chrismartindeed Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:13:29 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15736 I would guess a heady dose of brown heroin. I would guess a heady dose of brown heroin.

]]> By: BEMaven http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15735 BEMaven Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:08:05 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15735 Well, it serves Mom right if she feeds her little girl a bread whose key ingredient is Cellophane. Takes me back to the days when my school lunch consisted of bologna between two slices of construction paper. Well, it serves Mom right if she feeds her little girl a bread whose key ingredient is Cellophane.

Takes me back to the days when my school lunch consisted of bologna between two slices of construction paper.

]]> By: Nanobots http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15734 Nanobots Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:22:41 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15734 Not much of a surprise that these were the kids who grew up and liked Alice Cooper... Didn't he have a famous song, "I love the Bread"? Not much of a surprise that these were the kids who grew up and liked Alice Cooper…

Didn’t he have a famous song, “I love the Bread”?

]]> By: Mr. Slick http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15726 Mr. Slick Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:08:09 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15726 Gollum mommy Gollum! Gollum mommy Gollum!

]]> By: Mystok http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15721 Mystok Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:28:05 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15721 And she grew up to be governor of Alaska. I know, it was a cheap shot, but no one else was doing it. And she grew up to be governor of Alaska. I know, it was a cheap shot, but no one else was doing it.

]]> By: Smuttynose http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15718 Smuttynose Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:42:48 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15718 What you have there then, is a specialty bread. What you have there then, is a specialty bread.

]]> By: Invisible Cracker Mom http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15712 Invisible Cracker Mom Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:37:22 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15712 [chomp chew crinkle crinkle] Oh- I shoulda taken the wrapper off first- [chomp chew crinkle crinkle]

Oh- I shoulda taken the wrapper off first-

]]> By: NavarezElectro http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15711 NavarezElectro Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:27:53 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15711 And here is a picture of our little blonde girl's friends... http://www.aintitcool.com/image/PDVD_019.jpg And here is a picture of our little blonde girl’s friends…

http://www.aintitcool.com/image/PDVD_019.jpg

]]> By: MST3Kelly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15710 MST3Kelly Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:23:50 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15710 wha happa? oh thank god the kid's gone. huh. the walls are spattered with red stuff. oh, yeah, the jam. it- it is jam--- isn't it? [scream] wha happa? oh thank god the kid’s gone. huh. the walls are spattered with red stuff. oh, yeah, the jam. it- it is jam— isn’t it?

[scream]

]]> By: Auntie Maim http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15704 Auntie Maim Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:28:32 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15704 Kelly? Kelly??? Kelly... NO!! PUT THAT--NOOOOOOOoooo... Kelly? Kelly??? Kelly… NO!! PUT THAT–NOOOOOOOoooo…

]]> By: Hugh http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15700 Hugh Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:43:24 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15700 "Rockhell," isn't it? “Rockhell,” isn’t it?

]]> By: MST3Kelly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15687 MST3Kelly Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:14:50 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15687 oh no- she knows I told- really I didn't mean- I- oh no- she knows I told- really I didn’t mean- I-

]]> By: MST3Kelly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15685 MST3Kelly Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:13:58 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15685 and if you don't spread the right flavor of jam on her fresh white bread, this little girl's eyes begin to glow and make you- hurt- yourself--- and if you don’t spread the right flavor of jam on her fresh white bread, this little girl’s eyes begin to glow and make you- hurt- yourself—

]]> By: MST3Kelly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15686 MST3Kelly Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:13:58 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15686 and if you don't spread the right flavor of jam on her fresh white bread, this little girl's eyes begin to glow and make you- hurt- yourself--- and if you don’t spread the right flavor of jam on her fresh white bread, this little girl’s eyes begin to glow and make you- hurt- yourself—

]]> By: Butterbeard http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15684 Butterbeard Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:32:03 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15684 It would be better with some specialty bread. It would be better with some specialty bread.

]]> By: Rob T Firefly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15683 Rob T Firefly Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:31:48 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15683 Another delightful painting by Norman Rock<i>bad.</i> Another delightful painting by Norman Rockbad.

]]> By: Dan Noutko-Kennedy http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15681 Dan Noutko-Kennedy Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:17:50 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15681 Bill, Better dead than Red with the better spread for bread! Bill,
Better dead than Red with the better spread for bread!

]]> By: RemmieBarrow http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/comment-page-1/#comment-15680 RemmieBarrow Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:53:30 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/09/22/i-will-eat-your-hand-mommy/#comment-15680 Creepy children are the backbone of our country. Creepy children are the backbone of our country.

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