Yes, I know it’s a slippery slope… A blog can easily become a collection of YouTubeses featuring stuff one likes. (Or loathes.)
But I can’t look at the yucky, pink Whale Bacon anymore. The more I study it, the more it’s clear that Whale “Bacon” simply mocks The One Law. And that should make us all weep.
So here’s one of my favorite Python skits, ever. I like to believe that in some small way I helped them write it, even if I was an child living across the briny depths of the Atlantic at the time. I like to believe that so much, it’s been on my resume for years.
But fear not, more original material is coming to the Rifftrax blog soon! Kevin will begin an eighteen-part series today featuring an in-depth, original, stunning, hilarious, and even moving analysis of Bruce Willis’ hairpieces over the years. It will be a side-splitting piece of writing, but beautifully poetic at the same time. And it will be online, all eighteen parts of it, within the hour. (Haven’t checked with Kevin on any of that, but I’d say there’s a better-than-average chance that’s what he’s planning.)
In the meantime… ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson: