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One more week!!!!!!!!!

September 26th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 20 Comments

 

Hold your tacos indeed!

Tags: RiffTrax · movies

20 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Smuttynose on Sep 26, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Since they say it’s the “Greatest Chihuahua movie of all time”, would it then be fair to say “Worst Chihuahua movie ever”?

  • 2 captainslack on Sep 26, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Seriously, I think this movie is a sign of the Apocalypse.

  • 3 kerry on Sep 26, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    it will take every ounce of strength i have to “hold my tacos” after seeing that. *shudder*

  • 4 Courtney on Sep 26, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    “Hold your tacos”? I thought this was a family film.

  • 5 Neb on Sep 26, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    It’s minty!

  • 6 RemmieBarrow on Sep 26, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    I think Jamie Lee Curtis should be ashamed of herself.

  • 7 Heather on Sep 26, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    But then what distinction could Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde claim?

  • 8 Amanda on Sep 26, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Petsmart has a line of doggie accessories and toys based on the movie. For real. I was getting normal dog food and saw a big display up front.

    Scary.

  • 9 MST3Kelly on Sep 26, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I concur. we are in the inexorable grip of the event horizon of the black hole busy devouring our species’ culture and art.

    keep fighting the good fight.

  • 10 Karen Han on Sep 26, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    disney=hurl!

  • 11 OmegaRowsdower on Sep 26, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    To quote the Trailer:

    “Everything is about to go South”

  • 12 Libby on Sep 26, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    So, Conor, what’s it like on the 80th day in a row of eating movie popcorn and five dollar hot dogs while you dance in the throes of anticipation outside the theatre?

  • 13 Mr. Slick on Sep 26, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Proof that God has a sense of humor & that Disney is the Devil

  • 14 Mr. Slick on Sep 26, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Yeah but not kind of “wow I feel soo much better” hurl. More like the morning after a big bender and waking up next to Roseanne Barr and a bottle of baby oil hurl.

  • 15 doggans on Sep 27, 2008 at 5:28 am

    You know what scares me?

    A good friend and occasional screenwriting/producing partner of mine genuinely wants to see this movie.

    He thinks it looks cute.

    Suddenly I’m having doubts about the quality of all the movies we wrote together.

  • 16 Toby Danger on Sep 27, 2008 at 6:20 am

    There has only ever been one truly great ‘talking animal’ movie. The Cat from Outer Space.

    Seriously, how can you not love an alien cat who uses his telekinetic powers to fix his own food, throw people into walls, control basketball matches from hundreds of miles away, and fly a WWII biplane?

    What’s Chihuahua boy got? Oh right, he talks like Cheech Marin, and therefore must be amusing somehow.

  • 17 Ryan on Sep 27, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    She was in Prom Night and the Freaky Friday remake. So yes, she should still be ashamed of herself.

    P.S. Dan Ackroyd says “thanks for showing your tits in Trading Places”.

  • 18 Ryan on Sep 27, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    He can’t answer because he’s busy trying to shower with wet naps.

  • 19 Ryan on Sep 27, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    You’re friends with Akiva Goldsman?

  • 20 Geena on Sep 29, 2008 at 8:30 am

    Don’t be silly. NO ONE is friends with Akiva Goldsman.