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	<title>Comments on: Salad?</title>
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		<title>By: フィンペシア　</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-32872</link>
		<dc:creator>フィンペシア　</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 17:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>8983

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>8983</p>
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		<title>By: Ben</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16659</link>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>S is for all the ways I season you
A is for all the ways I ate you
L is for all the ways I love you
A is for all the ways I ate you again
D is for all the ways I dress you

Ballad of the Serial Killer who ate his victims with a salad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>S is for all the ways I season you<br />
A is for all the ways I ate you<br />
L is for all the ways I love you<br />
A is for all the ways I ate you again<br />
D is for all the ways I dress you</p>
<p>Ballad of the Serial Killer who ate his victims with a salad.</p>
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		<title>By: G-Force</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16535</link>
		<dc:creator>G-Force</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Will you love me then? WILL YOU???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will you love me then? WILL YOU???</p>
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		<title>By: Jerrod</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16533</link>
		<dc:creator>Jerrod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Salad? No,  I said &quot;Sallah.&quot; Bring me John Rhys-Davies!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Salad? No,  I said &#8220;Sallah.&#8221; Bring me John Rhys-Davies!</p>
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		<title>By: Amanda</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16511</link>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If even YOU are not sure what you&#039;re making and selling to people, it may be time to seek a different kiosk cart business.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If even YOU are not sure what you&#8217;re making and selling to people, it may be time to seek a different kiosk cart business.</p>
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		<title>By: Keith H</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16486</link>
		<dc:creator>Keith H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nooo, I am your doctor, this here on my desk is &#039;salad&#039;, but I don&#039;t think it&#039;d want to talk with you right now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nooo, I am your doctor, this here on my desk is &#8217;salad&#8217;, but I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;d want to talk with you right now.</p>
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		<title>By: Brian O.</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16480</link>
		<dc:creator>Brian O.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Salad&#039;s not here, man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Salad&#8217;s not here, man.</p>
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		<title>By: Enron Hubbard</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16475</link>
		<dc:creator>Enron Hubbard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>-You admire it.  

-I admire it&#039;s salad. It&#039;s sense of survival, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>-You admire it.  </p>
<p>-I admire it&#8217;s salad. It&#8217;s sense of survival, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality</p>
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		<title>By: Enron Hubbard</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16474</link>
		<dc:creator>Enron Hubbard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Hmm… Just a tad over the 50 word limit.&quot;

   Damn, Ninjew, you&#039;re practically President Elect and you&#039;re gonna begrudge Adam his shot at a free Rifftrax?
   And you thought our *last* president made some gaffes!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hmm… Just a tad over the 50 word limit.&#8221;</p>
<p>   Damn, Ninjew, you&#8217;re practically President Elect and you&#8217;re gonna begrudge Adam his shot at a free Rifftrax?<br />
   And you thought our *last* president made some gaffes!</p>
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		<title>By: Eeliza</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16472</link>
		<dc:creator>Eeliza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I were in space, no one could hear me making salad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I were in space, no one could hear me making salad.</p>
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		<title>By: Olcas</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16470</link>
		<dc:creator>Olcas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Salad?
Salad?
Who the f%&amp;£ is Salad?

Ah, Smokie and Gompie...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Salad?<br />
Salad?<br />
Who the f%&amp;£ is Salad?</p>
<p>Ah, Smokie and Gompie&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ninjew</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16465</link>
		<dc:creator>Ninjew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm...  Just a tad over the 50 word limit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm&#8230;  Just a tad over the 50 word limit.</p>
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		<title>By: Ra-chan</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16464</link>
		<dc:creator>Ra-chan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want a salad
But instead I got haiku
That&#039;s not a question!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want a salad<br />
But instead I got haiku<br />
That&#8217;s not a question!</p>
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		<title>By: finalmonkey</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16462</link>
		<dc:creator>finalmonkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Because if we don&#039;t control the leaf population they will one day rise up and consume us all</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because if we don&#8217;t control the leaf population they will one day rise up and consume us all</p>
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		<title>By: Invisible Cracker Mom</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16454</link>
		<dc:creator>Invisible Cracker Mom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Huh.  Is that the stuff under the bacon?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Huh.  Is that the stuff under the bacon?</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16451</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A salad object is in the states of matter characterized by resistance to deformation and changes of volume. Oh wait, that is a solid object</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A salad object is in the states of matter characterized by resistance to deformation and changes of volume. Oh wait, that is a solid object</p>
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		<title>By: Brian O.</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16450</link>
		<dc:creator>Brian O.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course, how could I forget:

Don&#039;t worry Chewie, you&#039;ll be with your family in time for Salad Day!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course, how could I forget:</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t worry Chewie, you&#8217;ll be with your family in time for Salad Day!</p>
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		<title>By: Brian O.</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16439</link>
		<dc:creator>Brian O.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What hath I wrought?

Ohwell...

And now witness the power of this fully armed and operational salad!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What hath I wrought?</p>
<p>Ohwell&#8230;</p>
<p>And now witness the power of this fully armed and operational salad!</p>
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		<title>By: Nanobots</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16437</link>
		<dc:creator>Nanobots</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Raiders of the Lost Meal&lt;/b&gt;

&quot;There&#039;s a big salad in the plane, Jock&quot;
&quot;I hate salads, Jock, I hate &#039;em&quot;

&quot;Salads.  Why&#039;d it have to be salads?&quot;
&quot;Asparagus -- very dangerous.  You go first!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Raiders of the Lost Meal</b></p>
<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s a big salad in the plane, Jock&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I hate salads, Jock, I hate &#8216;em&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Salads.  Why&#8217;d it have to be salads?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Asparagus &#8212; very dangerous.  You go first!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: ShutterBun</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/08/salad/comment-page-2/#comment-16432</link>
		<dc:creator>ShutterBun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...and thus, the Senior Wences act was born.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;and thus, the Senior Wences act was born.</p>
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