a.k.a. “IRON MAN,” want you to know that 1960s MAD MEN-like corporate fashion, right down to the omnipresent cocktail accessory, go quite nicely with 21st century CGI-laden explosionpunchfests.
I, Ron Man, hope you can put a night aside with your favorite randy secretary*, toss our IRON MAN Rifftrax in a good martini shaker along with a little vermouth, some ice, and the Iron Man DVD, and enjoy a swingalicious good time.
(*suggested substitute: pet ferret)
18 responses so far ↓
1 MST3Kelly on Oct 10, 2008 at 7:53 pm
does he come equipped with spray starch?
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2 Mr. Slick on Oct 10, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Hey Ron, I was wondering… well Randy my ferret secretary was wondering how do you hit someone and make a “ZAP!” sound?
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Reply from RemmieBarrow on October 12, 2008:
Well, that’s easy. All you have to do is hit them with a taser… while they are standing in water… while wearing metal plated boots. That’s all you have to do.
Reply from Mr. Slick on October 12, 2008:
Ooooooooooooh!
3 Ninjew on Oct 10, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Thanks Bill.
I tried your little suggestion, and the vermouth ate through the foil layer on my IRON MAN DVD, totally ruining it. Not to mention the nasty scratches the ice made on my MP3 player.
Any handy-dandy solutions on how to fix this?
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4 justhesh on Oct 11, 2008 at 12:09 am
I can’t tell.
Is that Mike pretending to be Robert Downey Jr, or is it just his evil “dupullgunger”, Mark, walking round in his footy jammies?
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Reply from RemmieBarrow on October 12, 2008:
I am curious. Has anyone worn footy jammies in the last few dacades?
5 Danni on Oct 11, 2008 at 4:55 am
The woman singing the theme song reminds me of the woman singing the opening song from Manos…
Off the subject, but Happy Birthday, Mike!!!
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6 Onil on Oct 11, 2008 at 5:19 am
Perfect Rifftrax double feature: I, Ron Man and I, Legend.
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7 blablover5 on Oct 11, 2008 at 5:34 am
Hurray, you’ve made my fall. We’ve been looking forward to the Iron Man rifftrax as the best thing to happen this October.
*whispers*
Oh my people inform me I should say that it’s second best after my wedding.
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8 Ben on Oct 11, 2008 at 5:45 am
I guess it’d be interesting to see how anybody can possibly riff a self-riffer like Robert Downey, Jr.
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9 RemmieBarrow on Oct 11, 2008 at 11:13 am
Look out, it’s Iron Ferret!
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10 Darth Chimay on Oct 11, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Wait, is that a clip from the movie? Jeeze, I thought CGI was supposed to get better… I mean, granted, as Tony he looks perfectly real and life-like, but in the suit? Something just looks off…
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11 MikeP on Oct 12, 2008 at 10:36 am
“IRON MAN! He lives! He walks! He conquers!” Which is great and all, but how does he use the washroom? That suit doesn’t have much storage space, if you follow me.
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12 Nanobots on Oct 12, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Man, those Rifftones have an amazing vocal range. I never would have guessed it was them in that clip!
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13 Brian O. on Oct 13, 2008 at 6:54 am
I just like the slightly unhinged captions to the left:
who?
WhO?
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Reply from Simes on October 13, 2008:
I think it should have gone:
who?
WHO?
WHOOO?????
Oh. Him.
14 Brian O. on Oct 13, 2008 at 6:10 pm
My chief complaint is that Tony Stark is in NO WAY as much of a binge drinker in the movie/cartoons as he is in the comic.
The idea of him cartwheeling drunkenly across the sky, crashing into airliners and buildings, makes him just so much more the Hancock that should have been and yet never was.
You KNOW that version would have rocked.
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