Take off your shirt, and kill the old red Rooster, it’s time for the McConaughey region Final! Follow all the action here.
For the final round of this oft-misspelled region, I finally got around to looking up the history behind the Hawaii quarter. The man shown here towering over the Hawaiian islands is King Kamehameha I, who was most famous for comically stammering his own name whenever he saw an attractive lady, a behavior still practiced to this day on the mainland. Needless to say, he would have remained silent in the presence of Helen Keller. The King’s landmark social policy was a piece of legislation which guaranteed citizens protection during times of war and was called…”The Law of the Splintered Paddle.” I firmly believe that society would be in much better shape as a whole if the Law of the Splintered Paddle still ruled the land. In fact, a whole series of Laws of the Splintered Paddle. Or, maybe we could just always refer to “laws” as “Laws of the Splintered Paddle”. “Sir, your blood alcohol level is point one four, you are in violation of Law of the Splintered Paddle #413-b. Put your pants on and come with me.”
Hawaii – Most Awesome State Quarter McConaughey Regional Winner
Three teams are placed in the final four, only one to go! View the complete bracket up til now right here.