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October 30th, 2008 by · 55 Comments


The geniuses who brought you Bacon Salt, have listened to the cries of the masses. Launching today is Baconaise: The Ultimate Bacon Flavored Spread.

Yes, spreadable bacon has arrived.  We’d like to reiterate that this is spreadable bacon.  This is not designed for direct jar-to-mouth-via-spoon consumption.  Once they put it in an EZ Cheez style spray can, then you can do that.  But for now, resist the temptation!

Any picks for the first celebrity to be surreptitiously photographed eating Baconaise straight from the jar?  My money is on Arcade Fire frontwoman Régine Chassagne


Call it a hunch.

Baconaise is now available in a three pack for 14.99

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