The RiffTrax Blog header image 1

Entries from November 2008

Amount of Something Winner!

November 29th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 11 Comments

Congratulations and thank you to all who sent in their Amounts of Something in response to the title of the new Bond Film.  Your responses gave me a demijohn of elation.
For me, the one that put it over the top was Barleycorn of Tedium.  Says it all.  And I learned that Barleycorn was at one [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Events · In the Media · RiffTrax · Rogenomics · Trends · movies

Tough Guys Don’t Act.

November 28th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 45 Comments

“Oh God or Oh Man?”
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the existential question posed by the 1987 movie TOUGH GUYS DON’T DANCE.

Sadly, this movie marked the end of the Ryan O’Neal / Norman Mailer creative team, and the question (see above) is unanswered to this day.

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

Yippee, we can drink our own urine!

November 28th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 28 Comments

Hooray! Yahoo! High fives, everyone! Hova!!
Stillsuits may have just become a reality, and the guys at NASA are psyched to start drinking their pee!

Space Station’s Urine Recycling Unit Passes Test
Mike Schneider, Associated Press
Nov. 25, 2008 — After several days without luck, astronauts finally ran a successful test on [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

Have a great Thanksgiving

November 27th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 27 Comments

This is a day set aside for gratitude, but it’s only in these dotage years that I’ve finally appreciated what that means. Real gratitude can’t mean being thankful for everything being perfect in your life, all the time. Alas, that will never happen. I think it’s about appreciating what you [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

A Truckload of Respite, Anyone?

November 26th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 99 Comments

I’m preparing this weekend to see the latest Bond film, Quantum of Solace, at my local googleplex.*  And I’m a little concerned that I may not take away from it any measurable quantity of comfort which would aid me in a time of duress.  However, I’m certain that there are other Quantities of other Entities [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Creepitometry · Events · In the Media · Kevin · RiffTrax · Riffer Blogs · Rogenomics · Trends

Swayze Regional Final

November 25th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 36 Comments

Nobody puts state quarters in a corner!  Except for maybe the Ohio one…he was too stupid to have a good time…Anyways, it’s time for the Swayze Regional Final!  Follow all the state quarter action here!
vs
Compared to some of the other regions we’ve gone thru, the Swayze regional final ends in a David Byrne [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax · bracketology · currency · state quarters

Move over, Hugh Jass.

November 25th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 56 Comments

There’s a new sheriff in town:

*****
UPDATE: We tried to reach Mr. Litoris for comments, but he was traveling with his longtime associates Benjamin Dover and Michael Hunt.
(UPDATE regarding first UPDATE: Yes, I stole those from comments. But you stole them from Bart Simpson, and the movie Porky’s. And they stole them all [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

Happy Thanksbacon!

November 24th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 90 Comments

This link has been sent to me by several lovely, well-meaning people, who really don’t intend to make my children orphans. Yet that could be the result of mixing…

1) Me.
2) Thanksgiving.
3) Turbaconducken. Explained below, courtesy of our friends at Bacon Today (a beautiful phrase if ever there was [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

When corporate tools try to make music.

November 24th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 33 Comments

Exhibit One:
“And we’ve got Bank One… on the run
What’s in your wallet, it’s not Capital One
It’s us, so which card are you
Integrations never had a spirit so good”

Exhibit Two:
“You had always a deep strong belief
When you said test your work be probative
If your ad dear friend doesn’t sell
Then it’s far from being creative”

Well… I’m entering [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

Don’t blame me, I voted for Lizard People.

November 21st, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 59 Comments

My ballot for the MN. Senate race has made the news:

Look, I don’t usually go for 3rd party candidates, but he really WAS a great guy…

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

Waldorf Salad dance mix!

November 21st, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 27 Comments

My sincere thanks to Doctor P. I’ve been hoping for years that some visionary would convert one of my favorite-ever shows into a house music mashup. And sure enough:

Bless you, Doctor. You have healed my heart.

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

Welcome to Climax.

November 21st, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 51 Comments

Climax, Minnesota, In Polk County on the North Dakota Border (not far from Cummings), was founded on August 18th, 1897 at a time when opportunity, poverty and the hope of having something of one’s own would drive adventurous people to such places.  Popular legend says the town was named for a brand of chewing tobacco, [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Geography · RiffTrax · Riffer Blogs · Walleye · baseball

Why Mean Gene is the Best

November 20th, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 32 Comments

No tricks, no “gotcha” questions, just an honest but tough interview which he pulls off under very difficult circumstances. This, my friends, is journalism.

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

If you liked The Day After Tomorrow…

November 20th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 47 Comments

… you’ll be pleased to hear that they’re making it again! Yes, the exact same movie, except that Dennis Quaid will now be played by some Dalai Lama-wannabe:

See the original riffed HERE.
New Fake Dick Cheney, coming soon!

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax

Never Flex When Grilling: A Neat Carfare Drama!

November 19th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 9 Comments

- OR -
Rifftrax Anagram Challenge winner revealed!

The winner of our Rifftrax Anagram Challenge is the human who calls him/herself secretidentitycrisis, for this hat trick of cleverness:

secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:00 am
Your three Star Wars prequels:
Math Men Teach Peon = The Phantom Menace
To Catch Senate Folk = Attack of the Clones
Then Shove, Get Fire [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: RiffTrax