(…now unscrambled for your convenience.)
Say, who doesn’t like anagrams!?!
[Looks around. Gulps.] …Wow, that’s a lot of you. But! For those of you who don’t mind them, as much, here’s a little contest you might enjoy.
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The RIFFTRAX ANAGRAM CHALLENGE
Your task:
Create a witty, even poignant anagram from a Rifftrax-related name. What’s a Rifftrax-related name? Examples: the title of a movie we’ve riffed, a character name in a Rifftrax-riffed movie, an actor in such a movie, etc. Other ideas might be fine too, but they must relate to Rifftax in order to ensure further indoctrination for our future zombie army give this game some parameters.
You can enter as often as you wish. But as is so often true, quality beats quantity. (<--- Not necessarily applicable to bacon.)
Please provide the name you're anagrammizaterating, as well, so we don't have to guess. Only an ass would make people guess.
Write your entries in comments below. Winner gets a free Rifftrax of his/her/its choice.
DEADLINE: Friday, November 14, 11:59 PM
So… does that all make sense? The goal is to make the anagram funny, but also relate in some way to the original. An example directly above, from my former stomping grounds in Park Slope, Brooklyn… someone did a guerilla anagram by cover of night on the marquee of the porn-chic American Apparel store.
(Here’s a great anagram-creating site. There are others, too.)
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Note to winner of the pre-contest contest *, Michael T. Bradley: contact me at Bill AT Rifftrax dot com if you’re interested in helping to judge this round. If not, no worries. In any case, we owe you a free Rifftrax!
(* I do know how to complicate things, don’t I? Lordy.)
91 responses so far ↓
1 ritalin yak faces on Nov 10, 2008 at 8:32 am
I Call John Semen
Metabolic Twirl
My Viper Hunk
2 Bill Corbett on Nov 10, 2008 at 8:36 am
As a wise old man once said:
“Please provide the name you’re anagrammizaterating, as well, so we don’t have to guess. “
3 Enron Hubbard on Nov 10, 2008 at 8:46 am
Bad Theatre Fillet = Battlefield Earth
4 Scooter on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:01 am
No milk seen=Mike Nelson
I’m trying on Kevin Murphy, but that’s hard since it has a v and a y to use up
and Bill Corbett has too few vowels
5 Scooter on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:07 am
oh I see what you did there. using William instead of Bill, and the full Micheal J Nelson
6 Katie M. on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:19 am
Jello N. Machines = Michael J. Nelson
(hey, it’s early…)
7 Walter on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:23 am
Magneto Cerebro = Erect Boomerang
Magneto = Goat Men
8 secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:26 am
“sigh, anal myth-man” reminds me of a certain ‘happening’ director.
9 Scooter on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:39 am
I came up with the “No milk seen” on my own, but if it helps me win I’d like to change my answer to one from that site you offer: Senile Monk
10 Katie M. on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:41 am
Patrick Swayze = Crazy Weak Tips
11 Katie M. on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:55 am
Joey Pants = Ten Joy Spa
12 secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:00 am
Your three Star Wars prequels:
Math Men Teach Peon = The Phantom Menace
To Catch Senate Folk = Attack of the Clones
Then Shove, Get Fire = Revenge of the Sith
13 Mario "Asteroid" Panighetti on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:01 am
DisembAudio => Abused Idiom
RiffTrax Presents => Fax Ferret Sprints
Speed iRiff => Riffed Pies
14 Smuttynose on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:05 am
I Am Legend=Gem Denial
Rifftrax Blog=Flirt Brag Fox
The Day After Tomorrow=A Moderate Frothy Wort
15 Smuttynose on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:09 am
A Carnal Fanlight Fax Merger=Enlarging a Fractal Farm Hex
16 Krud on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:15 am
britney spears = yes, best pair (NR) / pestery brains
keanu reeves = skeeve near u
battlefield earth = daft elite blather
17 Krud on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:16 am
Oops, these were supposed to be part of that last comment:
patrick swayze = waspy kite czar
john travolta = a total horn VJ
18 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:17 am
I got Clobber Tilt for Bill Corbett, although Belt Rib Clot almost sounds as good as Big McLargehuge or Blast Hardcheese.
19 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:21 am
The Matrix: That Remix or Tax Hermit
Point Break: Beatnik Pro, Probate Ink, or the best: Pirate Knob
Spider Man: Mad Sniper, Damn Spire,
20 Eric Fell on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:22 am
Nicolas Cage = Oceanic Slag
Bonesaw = Bean Sow
Plan Nine from Outer Space = Mourn Top Paleface Sinner.
21 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:23 am
Oh, and:
Iron Man: Ram on In, or Anon Rim.
22 SomeGuyRiffs on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:26 am
Very Hunk Imp (Kevin Murphy)
Belt Rib Clot (Bill Corbett)
Senile Monk (Mike Nelson)
23 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:28 am
The Forbidden Zone:
Befriended Nth Zoo
Indebted Fez Honor
Indebted Frozen Ho
Inbred Dozenth Foe
Robotized Fend Hen
Benzene Dido Froth
Befriend Doth Zone (sounds like a stoner at Ren Faire)
24 Smuttynose on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:28 am
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull=hide-and-go-seek nonjournalistically. Thanks, TDFM!
25 Conor Lastowka on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:29 am
I noticed in the latest Simpsons Treehouse of horror, they made a variation of the same joke we did in Transformers, or should I say Farmer Snorts
26 secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:29 am
The Trouble With Women = Betroth While We Mount
27 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:29 am
I tried finding one for Mary Jo Pehl, but they all sound dirrrrrrtyyyyyy. The least filthy sounding is Jam Her Ploy.
28 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:30 am
Of COURSE you would, A Cornstalk Woo!
29 ready4sumfootball on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:32 am
Disembaudio: Odium Abides
30 Derek on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:36 am
Keanu Reeves = Suave Keener
DisembAudio = I, Sumo Baddie
31 Derek on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:47 am
Star Wars Holiday Special = A Radically Ass-Tripe Show
32 Rubicon on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:49 am
Schnappi, das Kleine Krokodil =
Kindliness: Child Karaoke Pop
33 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:51 am
The Day After Tomorrow:
A Feared Hot Wormy Tort
A Reamed For Worthy Tot
A Fathered Motto Worry
A Forearmed Worthy Tot
The Lord of the Rings:
Threefold Shorting
Frightened Sloth Or
Threefold Thong Sir
Fleshed Thing Rotor
Fleshed Groin Troth
Fender Girl Hotshot
Star Trek Generations:
A Enrage Retort Stinks
A Sergeant Inert Stork
A Sergeant Snorter Kit
A Retainer Treks Tongs
A Streaker Tenor Sting
34 Bill Corbett on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:55 am
“Belt Rib Clot (Bill Corbett)”
Yeah, too much bacon WILL give you a belt rib clot.
35 secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:07 am
I am Beowulf!
Fable… I… Um… Ow
or
Me Awful Bio
36 Smuttynose on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:12 am
That’s right, Science Rises Dirty T*t! (secretidentitycrisis)
37 SomeGuyRiffs on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:15 am
A Severe Nuke (Keanu Reeves)
Astray Peck Wiz (Patrick Swayze)
Yep Brain Rests (Britney Spears)
Camera Hairy (Mariah Carey)
38 secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:17 am
Thanks, “Stun My Toes”
39 secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:23 am
George Lucas…
“Sauce Logger”
“Glucose Rage”
“Age, Ego, Curls”
40 Krud on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:23 am
The Day After Tomorrow =
Mr. T: R Weather today, foo
Too Warm, Mr? They Farted
41 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:31 am
M. Night Shyamalan:
Anal Hammy Nights
Nasal Hammy Thing
Shaming Hat Manly
Hating Mash Manly
Malign Mynah Shat
Slanting Ah Hammy
A Lama Nights Hymn
Hangman Shat Limy
Amalgam Ninth Shy
42 secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:32 am
Stale Sly Never Lost = sylvester stallone
43 Queen Shadowrama on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:33 am
Frodo Baggins: Sad, Bring Goof
Who’s the goof? Why “Mama Geese Wigs” of course! (Samwise Gamgee)
They also drag “Sag Mole” around with ‘em on a silver elven rope. (Smeagol)
44 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:34 am
And just as his movies resemble poor cooking, Michael Bay comes back as: Bah Meal Icy
45 SomeGuyRiffs on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:36 am
Ornamental Pita (Natalie Portman)
Caved Hard (Chad Vader)
Meaty Big Euro (Toby McGuire)
Nasal Hammy Thing (M. Night Shyamalan)
46 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:42 am
Shia LaBouf!
A Fail Sub Ho
Sahib Afoul
Oaf Hail Bus
A Bah Foil Us
And Anakin Skywalker comes back as:
Awake Snarl Kinky
Kayak Learns Wink
Warlike Sank Yank
A Leaky Swank Rink
Wanna Yak Elk Risk
Anal Yaks Knew Irk
47 secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 11:54 am
Wendy’s Baconator =Warns To Body Acne
48 Krud on Nov 10, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Firewall = Aw, filler / Well, fair
The Happening = Night pen heap
Spider-Man 3 = Pi Means 3, Dr?
49 Krud on Nov 10, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Daniel Radcliffe = radical elf fiend
Daniel Craig = A darn CGI lie
50 ready4sumfootball on Nov 10, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Rubeus Hagrid: His Guru Beard
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Immoral, Voted Lord
51 Krud on Nov 10, 2008 at 12:22 pm
*re-reads blog entry*
An anagram-creating site? Where’s the fun in that? ‘:P
52 Michael T Bradley on Nov 10, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Brian O., if you are ….
(I fear you …)
53 MSTJon on Nov 10, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Bacon Mayonnaise = A Cannabis Omen, Yo
As one would susupect…
54 michael on Nov 10, 2008 at 12:33 pm
We don’t make movies = A Devotee In Moms Wok/
A Veined Sow Mom Toke
We make fun of them = Take Home New Muff
This is Rifftrax! = I fix shirt farts! (my personal fav)
Transformers = Farm Snorters
The Fifth Element = The Men Filth Fete (it’s funny if you translate ‘fete’)
55 ready4sumfootball on Nov 10, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Hulk Smash Hulu Servers = Uh, versus Hulk? Harmless.
56 Krud on Nov 10, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Joel Schumacher = M.C. Escher, haul O.J.
(Actually, that would be cool, which means it’s totally unrelated to Joel Schumacher…)
57 Michael T Bradley on Nov 10, 2008 at 1:03 pm
This is “a readable tomfoolery of yours,” no doubt.
(are you ready for some football)
58 michael on Nov 10, 2008 at 1:08 pm
One, two, three, pause… = Now there’s a toupee…/ Thou owes a preteen (that one just sounds wrong. *shakes head in self-disgust*)
59 michael on Nov 10, 2008 at 1:14 pm
“age, ego, curls”
ok, that gets my vote for the most accurate one yet! nice!
60 michael on Nov 10, 2008 at 1:21 pm
just had to add one more. plus, how sad is it to reply to my own post!?! but this one is worth it and i haven’t seen it on here yet.
roadhouse = aroused ho
61 ready4sumfootball on Nov 10, 2008 at 2:12 pm
“a readable tomfoolery of yours”
Nice job! And thanks.
62 secretidentitycrisis on Nov 10, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
or
A Richly Abusive Hell, Huh?
63 Katie M. on Nov 10, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Tobey Maguire = Gay Bee Tumor
(And isn’t he though?)
64 Chris Hanel on Nov 10, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Nelson, Murphy & Corbett –
In what can only be described as a negative review of the Sixth Sense riff,
Belched Tromp Annoys Runt
65 ready4sumfootball on Nov 10, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Leather Battle Panties: A Petite Nether Ballast
66 Brian O. on Nov 10, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Moi? I’m just some guy who’s been slowly getting out of drawing furry art and moving into more mainstreamish stuff.
Of course some would consider that fearworthy.
67 Racer™ on Nov 10, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Neglect hefty psycho corn
Copy lengthy screech font
“Perfect Synch Technology”
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I’m no good at this… Think I’ll leave it to people who have nothing better to do.
Skål!
68 ern2150 on Nov 10, 2008 at 8:42 pm
O, Ms? Bid Adieu.
69 ern2150 on Nov 10, 2008 at 8:44 pm
(disembaudio)
70 Krud on Nov 10, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Rifftrax Blog = flax grift, bro / for big (XL) fart
(Sorry, I don’t know why mine keep including the word “fart”… just lucky, I guess.)
71 YoohooRiffer on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:04 pm
In celebrating Anakin Skywalkers’ hatred of silt:
Retch in sheeny sand
or
Neither he/sand sync
= Hayden Christensen
72 Scooter on Nov 10, 2008 at 9:16 pm
ok, I got this
Nilbog = Goblin
73 ShutterBun on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Independence Day: “Need Deny Dean Pic!”
74 ShutterBun on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Day After Tomorrow: “Too wormy? Redraft!”
75 ShutterBun on Nov 10, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Kevin Murphy: Him Very Punk (hey, I’ve heard Husker Du references!)
Bill Corbett: Belt Rib Clot (Baconators = bypass surgery, somehow?)
Michael J. Nelson: “Input too long (14 letters).
The permitted input length varies depending on the server load. Currently it’s limited to 0 letters (maximum is 40 letters).”
Dammit!
Beowulf: Fawlty Towers
76 ready4sumfootball on Nov 11, 2008 at 7:43 am
Cerebro Magneto = Bacon? Emerge, Tor!
77 Smuttynose on Nov 11, 2008 at 1:37 pm
A Nit in Anathemas Shirttails=Nathanial Matthias Sinister
78 Smuttynose on Nov 11, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Paul and Storm=Lost Pun Drama, or Panda Lost Rum
79 Smuttynose on Nov 11, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Eat our Shorts=
a) Hoarse Tutors
b) Thou Roasters
c) Roaster Shout
d) Toaster Hours
e) Oh, Rust Orates
80 deldobuss on Nov 11, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Cloverfield: Cod Elf Liver
Cold Life Rev
Joey Pants: Spat Enjoy
Manos, the hands of fate: The mane, fat, and hoofs
(not Rifftrax, but had to try it)
or The name, hoofs, and fat
Gandalf the Wizard: Afghan Dawdler Zit
Captain Jack Sparrow: A Crackpot Sprain Jaw
A Panic Jockstrap Raw
81 deldobuss on Nov 11, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Manos is the only one I came up with on my own, I admit.
82 Walter Kovacs on Nov 11, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Joey Pants And Bacon =
Panda Annoys Object
Japan’s Canned Booty
Banana Cop Dents Joy
Abandon Any Cop Jest
83 Mr. Alexander on Nov 11, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Spread out, knuckleheads! Watch how it’s done:
“Hit bad movie critics attract online fan fix”
=
“I love both RiffTrax and Cinematic Titanics”
I knew that perfect 800 English SAT score would be worth something eventually.
84 euphoriafish on Nov 11, 2008 at 9:19 pm
There are a good number of anagrams for my favorite Rifftrax movie, The Wicker Man.
The unriffed film’s effect on its audience:
“Whack inert Me”
“Acme threw ink” (describes the transformation from the original boring horror remake to the Warner Bros.-like live action cartoon that is the riffed version)
Things that may or may not have happened in the film:
“Mean wreck hit”
“Take wench rim”
“Team Wench irk”
“Mate Wench Irk”
“Wet Nick, harem”
Anagrams for Nicolas Cage in this movie:
“Laconic ages” (it can’t end soon enough!)
“Cocaine gals” (all the vapid women in the movie act like they’re strung out on something, except for maybe Ellen Burstyn)
“A gal concise” (well, his ex wife is, isn’t she?)
“A scenic goal” (he didn’t have one.)
“Anal Ice Cogs” (kinda describes his acting performance in this one, don’t you think?)
“Coca Nag Isle” (island of nags on cocaine.)
“Coca Nags Lie” (so never trust women. ever.)
“Age An Colics” (Ellen Burstyn is old, and Nick Cage is a colicky angst baby)
“Cage alco sin” (he must have been very drunk when he signed on to do this movie.)
“Neon beets tho!” (No, not the bees!!!!)
85 MonkeyCheezPants on Nov 11, 2008 at 9:33 pm
The one I’m proud of:
Legend Films = Smelling Def
Others:
Mike, Bill, Kevin, Conor = Beck Overkill Minion, Bionic Elm Lover Kink
Mystery Science Theater = A Testy Reticence Rhymes, A Screech Met Yeti’s Entry
86 trobotcrow on Nov 12, 2008 at 5:19 pm
For DisembAudio:
“Aid us, be modi”
Forgive my use of latin, but since it means “the ways things work” I found it to be highly appropriate.
87 trobotcrow on Nov 12, 2008 at 5:22 pm
small caveat:
it actually just means “ways” without the “operandi”.
apologies for not being able to edit my previous post.
88 Thad on Nov 12, 2008 at 11:12 pm
All right, a long one:
Ben Affleck is Matt Murdock and Jennifer Garner is Elektra Natchios in Daredevil. (Also, Joey Pants.)
->
Paycheck jerk sucks in bad film, sees in rain. Rentals jolt, offend a lot, endanger vomit, earn a tirade.
89 Sasha on Nov 14, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Batman and Robin = No Damn Bat Brain
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