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A future HITLER!

November 12th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 36 Comments

Yes, I’m making a beeline for Godwin’s Law. But sometimes it just fits,* like with the wee Hitler-in-training, below.

This toddler’s ability to control a crowd is chilling:

“How big is Will?”

Bigger than HISTORY, Mom!

+++++

(*Those who disagree with me — about this, or anything — are obviously Nazis themselves.)

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36 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Librarian X on Nov 12, 2008 at 6:59 am

    Wow — that’s a triumph of the Will.

  • 2 Ninjew on Nov 12, 2008 at 7:01 am

    Where there’s a Will, there’s a way.

  • 3 Ninjew on Nov 12, 2008 at 7:02 am

    Thy Will be done.

  • 4 Tv Miller on Nov 12, 2008 at 7:07 am

    And my parents only got me a slinky. I feel small.

  • 5 Bill Corbett on Nov 12, 2008 at 7:15 am

    (applauds)

    I doff my chapeau at you.

  • 6 Beatnik Samurai on Nov 12, 2008 at 7:15 am

    Czechoslovakia (or the Czech Republic and Slovakia, if you prefer) will soon learn how big Will is.

  • 7 Smuttynose on Nov 12, 2008 at 7:53 am

    Somehow more Mussolini-esque to me.

  • 8 blablover5 on Nov 12, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Soon he’s going to annex his neighbors sandbox and attack the parks swingset.

  • 9 Smuttynose on Nov 12, 2008 at 8:22 am

    Now wait a minute. This is from the Phillies World Series parade. This town has waited FOR-EVER to cheer for a winner, and it finally has happened.

    So instead of knee-jerkingly booing anything that comes along (Drunken Santa, Jimmy Johnson’s hair) we’ll now cheer a squirrel if it makes it across the road before getting squashed, or a child simply raising his arms.

    Ooh, another leaf fell off that oak tree! YAYYYYYY!!!!!

  • 10 Chris D. on Nov 12, 2008 at 8:34 am

    That. Was. Awesome.

  • 11 Smuttynose on Nov 12, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Gallagher’s Sledge-O-Matic! Yay!!!!

  • 12 Bill Corbett on Nov 12, 2008 at 9:00 am

    So you admit you’re a Nazi?

    (And congrats to the Phillies, our World F***ing Champions.)

  • 13 NanoRiffite on Nov 12, 2008 at 9:15 am

    Great. Now he’ll go into kindergarden and expect everyone to cheer like that. Sure, he can get a line of adults to cheer, but the other kids will just beat him up.

  • 14 NanoRiffite on Nov 12, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Didn’t Elvis Costello predict this? “Two little hitlers will fight it out, until one little hitler does the other one’s will.”

    and: “I need my head examined, I need eyes excited. I’d like to join the party, but I was not invited.”

  • 15 Conor Lastowka on Nov 12, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Time for the ultimate showdown: Will vs Charlie of “Charlie Bit Me” fame

  • 16 Ben on Nov 12, 2008 at 9:39 am

    You are all referring to Shatner, correct?

  • 17 Smuttynose on Nov 12, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Seig Phillies! Yay!

    (Yes, Chase Utley got caught up in the moment there…)

  • 18 Ninjew on Nov 12, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Will is simply using an old Jedi mind trick.

  • 19 Enron Hubbard on Nov 12, 2008 at 10:27 am

    A new episode of “According to Jim”! Yay!

  • 20 Eddie the Colton on Nov 12, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Geez, Bill. You declare people Nazis with such conviction, it’s like you’re some kind of… Nazi.

  • 21 Brian O. on Nov 12, 2008 at 10:41 am

    The creatoes of Bacos have realized their mistake at long last, and are replacing their textured vegetable protein product with REAL BACON! YAYYYYYYY!

  • 22 Smuttynose on Nov 12, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Well, at least the Rifftrax runs on time (when synced properly).

  • 23 NavarezElectro on Nov 12, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Someday, in therapy, this kid will recall the incident in which the world obeyed him without question.
    One incident that sends him to a therapist: his date will wonder why he keeps raising his arms and making other- gestures; the grown-up Controlling Child Within becomes enraged when she/he doesn’t respond the way his repressed memory dictates she/he should.
    Poor kid.

  • 24 awfulgoodmovies on Nov 12, 2008 at 11:35 am

    ?!! So…..correct me if I’m wrong……But you’re saying this is THE Adolph Hitler and he is somehow traveling through time?!? Then why is he a child in the future? Your whole conspiracy idea sounds implausible……..Is he traveling backwards in time? Still…….Thanks for uncovering this.

  • 25 WILDbore on Nov 12, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    YAAAY! is the new seig heil

  • 26 michael on Nov 12, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    to continue in the tradition of Bill’s anagram challenge:

    how big is Will? = Sigh, I will bow…

  • 27 RemmieBarrow on Nov 12, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    I think the real power behind Will is his mother, and I think she wants it that way…for now.

  • 28 Mr. Slick on Nov 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Hitler Youth?! now I get it.
    *shivers*
    :(

  • 29 Dames Like Her on Nov 12, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    Another disturbing cinematic masterpiece by Leni Riefenstahl.

  • 30 mikeB on Nov 12, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    You see, that’s what I though too.

  • 31 euphoriafish on Nov 13, 2008 at 2:39 am

    Aww, we’re already comparing each other to Hitler? That just means that anyone who continues to argue can’t have anything intelligent to say anymore.

    Ignorance rules!

    YAAAY!!!

  • 32 Dan Coulter on Nov 13, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Bill,

    The main problem with calling people nazis so early in the argument is that there’s no one more evil that we can move to. Except maybe Xenu.

  • 33 norgavue on Nov 13, 2008 at 10:40 am

    yipes.. just yipes

  • 34 Neb on Nov 13, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Great. Kids already think they’re the center of the universe. Don’t encourage them! (Cute vid, though…)

  • 35 Barry on Nov 17, 2008 at 7:17 am

    Triumph of the Will.

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