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Christmas Gold

November 17th, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 24 Comments

To the person who produced this segment, I salute you. I have no way of knowing how this event actually went down, but this recreation is genius.

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24 responses so far ↓

  • 1 jerk on Nov 17, 2008 at 10:20 am

    “Jim fears he won’t see another Christmas.”

  • 2 SomeGuyRiffs on Nov 17, 2008 at 10:27 am

    “This was the most bizarre case involving a reindeer and a man.”

    Apparently, the other cases were more mundane.

  • 3 Tv Miller on Nov 17, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Directed by Tony Scott
    Scored by John Williams
    Written by Sylvester Stallone
    Executive Producers Michael Bay and Ron Howard
    Animal Wrangler Denzel Washington

  • 4 Ninjew on Nov 17, 2008 at 10:48 am

    Moral of the story:
    Don’t f*ck with Santa, or you’re gonna end up on his plate!

  • 5 Ben on Nov 17, 2008 at 10:52 am

    I guess we know now what happened to the elves.

  • 6 SomeGuyRiffs on Nov 17, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Yea, they attacked this guy and died, then he ate them.

  • 7 awfulgoodmovies on Nov 17, 2008 at 11:47 am

    That’s one horny Reindeer. Some one had to say it.

  • 8 Casey on Nov 17, 2008 at 11:52 am

    “I just held on for DEER life..” HAH! Zing!

  • 9 Kim on Nov 17, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    The E! True Hollywood Story: Santa’s Reindeer.

  • 10 JasonM on Nov 17, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Belfoose, South Dakota?

    Looks like dern near the whole town turned out for the reenactment!

  • 11 unityofeffect on Nov 17, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    “Reindeer on the Rampage” is a Christmas Carol just waiting to be written. Somebody needs to get on this NOW!

  • 12 RemmieBarrow on Nov 17, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    South Dakota, huh..I guess even Santa was effected by Global Warming to even move over there…even worse if he moved to North Dakota.

  • 13 Hugh on Nov 17, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    I didn’t think it could get any more perfect… and then, in the final seconds, the clip managed to pull it off.

  • 14 Mr. Slick on Nov 17, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    HO HO NOOO!!!!!

  • 15 Melman on Nov 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

  • 16 Spooky Chick on Nov 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Or perhaps contained unmentionable activities.

  • 17 Rob T Firefly on Nov 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    This warms the heart of my cockles.

  • 18 mrbasehart on Nov 17, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Craptastic. I love how the recreation is played totally straight, complete with over-dramatic score and earnest narration. The end makes it even more awesome.

  • 19 Ryan on Nov 17, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    It cuts off at the best part!

  • 20 Edgewriter on Nov 18, 2008 at 8:16 am

    Casper the rampaging reindeer,
    Had a very delicious spleen,
    And if you ever ate it,
    You would go a Christmas Green

  • 21 Brian O. on Nov 18, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Deck the Halls with Santa’s Entrails, Fa la la la la, la la DIE DIE!

  • 22 Brian O. on Nov 18, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Don’t tell anybody, but there’s a whole lot of little frozen elf carcasses at the bottom of the Arctic Ocean, trapped in what’s left of Santa’s Workshop.

  • 23 Brian O. on Nov 18, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Or “Santa Got Run Over By A Reindeer”?

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