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Yippee, we can drink our own urine!

November 28th, 2008 by · 28 Comments

Hooray! Yahoo! High fives, everyone! Hova!!

Stillsuits may have just become a reality, and the guys at NASA are psyched to start drinking their pee!

    Space Station’s Urine Recycling Unit Passes Test

    Mike Schneider, Associated Press

    Nov. 25, 2008 — After several days without luck, astronauts finally ran a successful test on equipment that turns urine into drinking water — a necessity for supporting the International Space Station’s crew, which will soon double.

    “Not to spoil anything, but I think up here the appropriate words are ‘Yippee!'” space station commander Mike Fincke told Mission Control early Tuesday morning, shortly before bedtime.

    “There will be dancing later,” Mission Control replied.


    WILLIAM HURT celebrates that pee-drinking is finally acceptable.


Of course this is a genuine breakthrough, immediately applicable to space travel and Al Gore’s office. But… “yippee?” They don’t have to be so eager, is all’s I’m saying.

Please stay tuned for a guest blog from William Hurt later today, violently disagreeing with my premise.

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