“Beautiful, you look gorgeous, sexy like a tiger. Give me a little pout. Now poor the room temperature salt water into one nostril until it leaks out the other. That’s it.”
My favorite feature of this particular neti pot is that it comes in red or blue but you don’t get to choose which color you get. “Son of a - ! Just how in the name of HELL do they expect me to stick a red neti pot in my nose!! @#$%!! Why!? Why me!? No amount of swallowing gauze will wash the bitter taste from my mouth!”
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1 Amanda on Dec 8, 2008 at 10:00 am
so THAT’s how you do it?!
and all this time I’ve been leaning my head back.
Does Morton cause brain damage?
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2 Darth Chimay on Dec 8, 2008 at 10:16 am
Wow… Reese Witherspoon has hit on hard times, hasn’t she?
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Reply from Ben on December 8, 2008:
I think they just took a photo of when she was doing porn movies and photoshopped that pot thing in.
3 Siskita on Dec 8, 2008 at 10:44 am
I just broke my boring white Neti pot on the bathroom floor yesterday, so I’m now in the market for a new one. I hope it’s blue, although designer Neti pots sure is an untested consumer direction…
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4 jfruh on Dec 8, 2008 at 10:48 am
Do you think the water dribbling out of her other nostril has been photoshpped in?
Follow-up: Who do you think felt more shame about this, the model or the graphic designer in charge of photshopping in that water dribble?
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Reply from BEMaven on December 8, 2008:
Speaking as a graphic designer who photoshops all manner of things, I would use any trick available to get a model into bed with me.
Shame is for people who can’t use Photoshop.
5 Ben on Dec 8, 2008 at 11:08 am
Mike, is it any worse than demonstrating ear candling?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exy_7zjgIxU&feature=related
I think that one guy with the candle is the love child of John Lennon and Ozzy Osbourne.
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6 Casey on Dec 8, 2008 at 11:14 am
And they managed to make them look not at all obscene.
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7 Tv Miller on Dec 8, 2008 at 11:29 am
I hear circus clown music seeing this.
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8 NanoRiffite on Dec 8, 2008 at 11:46 am
Glad to see that she’s dressed up nicely. I know I’d want to wear fine clothes when pouring water through my nose!
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9 Dames Like Her on Dec 8, 2008 at 12:16 pm
No woman is more beautiful than when a jet of liquid is issuing from one of her nostrils.
Did you see the gorgeous “spit take” spread in January’s Italian Vogue? Divine!
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Reply from C.G. on December 9, 2008:
Definitley the perfect woman for me.
Goodbye, “eHarmony” and Hello, “sinusbuster.com”!!
10 RemmieBarrow on Dec 8, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I am sorry, but that just does not look dignified no matter how you look at it.
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11 awfulgoodmovies on Dec 8, 2008 at 1:52 pm
That’s nothing! You should check out their line of Enema kits. www.sinusbuster.com/enemakits.htm
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12 Russ Rogers on Dec 8, 2008 at 2:11 pm
The woman with Neti-water dripping from her nose is even still a little attractive. Which begs the question, is there Neti Pot Porn? There must be, especially because I thought of it and I’m disgusted with the notion.
I have this Axiom, let’s call it “Rusty’s Axiom,” because that sounds silly.
Rusty’s Axiom: If you can imagine it. It’s already been done somewhere on the Internet, especially if it has to do with Porn!
Dang! I hate when I’m right! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp_2dVL9Srs With the Cheesy Porn Music and everything!
Now, somebody else has probably thought of Rusty’s Axiom before me. After all, I imagined it!
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Reply from Dames Like Her on December 8, 2008:
The horror… the horror.
Reply from Enron Hubbard on December 8, 2008:
It’s really saying something that a link to so called “Neti Pot Porn” is the first link of the three posted that I even dared to click on (the other two being to something called “ear candling” (don’t even *want* to know!), the other, enemas.)
Ooh, look! Placenta! Neat!
Reply from Theresa on December 8, 2008:
Rule 34
Reply from Russ Rogers on December 8, 2008:
Ah, Theresa. I knew “Rusty’s Axiom” was too true to be original. Thanks for pointing me to Rule 34.
13 Nick Fechter on Dec 8, 2008 at 4:10 pm
(Martha arrives home and finds here father drinking herbal tea)
Martha: Dad, how where you able to make that tea? Our tea-pot broke last week.
Dad: I know! It’s amazing what happened to me! I was really craving some tea today and a prayed really hard to God for some tea, and low-and-behold he sent me this neat little blue tea-kettle that I was able to use! I admit the tea it made tastes a little funny, but boy did it quench my thirst!
(Martha looks at the “blue tea-kettle” and a sudden realization of horror ransacks her brain)
Martha: Um…Dad, that’s-um…not a tea kettle. That’s my neti pot…
Dad: Huh? What the hell is a neti pot!? (he exclaims before he takes a large, satisfying gulp from his tea-cup)
Martha: Well, I stick the spout up my nose and….
(the father has an explosive spit-take)
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Reply from Krud on December 9, 2008:
That should be Steven King’s next short story: “Neti Pot”
14 Krepta on Dec 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm
NORI! Wonderfully agreeable!
This is a longtime favorite of the Ruffiani at Spinnwebe. Here’s a sample of what they did with it:
http://www.spinnwebe.com/iadl/archive/index.php?cartoon=512
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Reply from Nick Fechter on December 9, 2008:
I coughed-up alit bit of my breakfast after seeing that…..
*shudders uncontrollably*
15 Katie M. on Dec 8, 2008 at 5:34 pm
BAHahahahaha!! The lady I work for totally just told me about this a few days ago. She SWEARS by this thing. So I looked it up and found that exact same picture! HA! Glad I’m not the only one who finds it utterly goofy, no matter what Oprah says…
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Reply from Nick Fechter on December 9, 2008:
I don’t think I believe in anything Oprah says anymore, not after she had that guy who came on her show to talk about pooping 8(
16 chrismartindeed on Dec 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm
All the same, Mike, you never looked lovelier.
Your hair has lots of body and the Botox did wonders for those worry lines.
And the eyeliner definitely adds dignity to the proceedings.
Who did you nails?
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17 Brooke on Dec 10, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Awww I used to tout the Sinucleanse(r) glories… But now I see some of you saying Oprah has it in her book cult or something. I’m so dissapointed I may allow my sinuses to go unflushed!
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