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December 19th, 2008 by · 29 Comments

Puzzled and numbed by the oncoming holidays? Let the celebrities tell you what to do!

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¬†Grizzelda Rush. Star of “Kiss Town”

“The holidays are for me a time to reassess everything, absolutely everything about who I am: am I eating enough fish? Am I spending enough time with Geoff (that’s Geoffrey Stack, her Kiss Town co-star and current live-in lover.) Right now we’re gutting our Beverly Hills home and putting in a greywater recycling system, so it’s a perfect time to look deep within myself.”

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Breck Jensen, lead singer of Craw

“The holidays rock long and they rock hard! I always go back home, just to get real again, to see the family, to get grounded. This year I can’t – I’m in Bali with Kurt (Feisting of Plugdust) on our world tour for our new album Wholly Crap – but I’ll have them email some photos to my Sidekick LX.”

Keely Reese of “Smile, Smile, Jump, Smile, Dance!”

“The holidays are the funnest!”

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Castro Teague,”Sgt. Stall” on Corpse Minder

“&*@#$ you! @#$#-ers! Merry @#$% Christmas, holiday @#$#!@# @#$%-ing @#$%@-ers @#$!@# you and @#$%^ my @#$!@-ing @#$%^ @#$%%!, if you can @#$% off your @#$%^ holiday @#$%^ and @#$%^ my yuletide @#$^%^!!”

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