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Meet Razorhawk

December 30th, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 41 Comments

No, he has not encountered, let alone hindered, any crime in his role as Razorhawk, but he did back in his old job… at the gas station.

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41 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ariel on Dec 30, 2008 at 11:42 am

    I am so NOT special… I have no superhero alter ego and it makes me sad :(

  • 2 michael on Dec 30, 2008 at 11:53 am

    I guess he’s not as dorky as Condor Man.

  • 3 NanoRiffite on Dec 30, 2008 at 11:54 am

    It’s a Bird
    … It’s a Plane
    … … It’s an middle-aged insurance salesman.

    … … … RUN !!!!!

  • 4 Kim on Dec 30, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Me neither…unless you count Junior year of high school when everyone called me “The Instigator”.

    There is a story behind it…I just wish I knew what it was.

  • 5 michael on Dec 30, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    After a brief investigation, I have found that there are in fact more dorky superheroes out there.

    According to the world map of superheroes:

    http://www.frappr.com/reallifesuperheroes

    I like the guy in Bolivia, Tigre Marino.

  • 6 Melman on Dec 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Aww man, he just gave out his secret identity on national tv. His whole family is at risk now!

  • 7 Casey on Dec 30, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    You are right! all of those who are behind bars because of him will want revenge when they get out!

    … he is in NO danger.

  • 8 Kris on Dec 30, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    If there’s a real life league for heroes can there be a real life league for villains?

    Pay-per-view can make millions on events.

  • 9 deldobuss on Dec 30, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Did you hear about Steve??? He handed out food!!

    Oh yeah, and there was this freak in a yellow suit and mask there too, what a weirdo.

  • 10 Remmie Barrow on Dec 30, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Now I understand why Batman does all his hero work at night…without press coverage….(He would look pretty foolish doing that during the day with cameras right in his face all the time.)

  • 11 James Shearhart on Dec 30, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Ya know, the whole furry fetish thing started out sounding this innocent as well. Superhero/LARP/spandex-yiff/slashfic anyone?

    Ick, I hate myself now….

  • 12 Nick Fechter on Dec 30, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    A-Ha-Ha-Ha! Only on fox-news! A-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Fox-news you are truely the pinnicle of televised news! A-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! My belief in the destruction of TV is surely justified now that I realized fox-news would take the time out of their air time to interview something as pointless as this so that they can laugh behind the scenes with their big, douchebaggy, conceited selves! A-Ha-Ha-Ha! And let’s not forget about the whole big-foot fiasco they had! A-Ha-Ha-Ha! Like anyone would believe in that and stay tuned for a few days excited about a new discovery only to be disappointed with more, big, douchebaggy, conceitedness! A-Ha-Ha-Ha!

    @#$%^& YOU FOX-NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 13 Kim on Dec 30, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    Geez dude calm down…and then proceed to bite my head off for saying (insert overly dramatic theme music here) I like Fox News.

  • 14 Casey on Dec 30, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    a lot of effort put into that. for…

  • 15 Fifty "Percent" Kreiger on Dec 30, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Dice, is a really good guy.

  • 16 Kim on Dec 30, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    Whoops I am an idiot, thats a reply to nick…if nobody could’ve figured that out in the first place. You know what now this just seems stupid and pointless…I am sorry.

  • 17 Nick Fechter on Dec 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    (un-hinges jaw and consumes Kim’s head in one lightning-fast bite)

  • 18 Scarlett on Dec 30, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Didn’t they cover this particular “Batman minus the money for crime fighting equipment and mad fighting skills equals incredibly sad and not as funny when you see it in action” theme in that Damon Wayan’s movie Blankman?

  • 19 Anthony on Dec 30, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    Technically, but no one actually saw it, so, you know.

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