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Happy New Year!

December 31st, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 30 Comments

I hope you survived the Zunepocalypse without TOO much mutation.

Happy New Year

To celebrate the arrival of 2009, our gift to you: we will NOT post pictures of a be-diapered Kevin as the New Year’s baby. (No matter how much he asks.)

Auld Lang Syne, y’all!

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30 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Fnord on Dec 31, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Thank you for that.

    I mean, really, thank you.

  • 2 Naivecynic on Dec 31, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Thanks, Bill, but you guys have already subjected us to Mike in a diaper, so, really, this is too little, too late.

    Regardless, Happy New Year to you and yours!

  • 3 Remmie Barrow on Dec 31, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    (To celebrate the arrival of 2009, our gift to you: we will NOT post pictures of a be-diapered Kevin as the New Year’s baby. (No matter how much he asks.))

    Why on earth would he ask for that?

  • 4 Bill Corbett on Dec 31, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    “Why on earth would he ask for that?”

    I certainly don’t want to start any rumors, unfounded or otherwise, that Kevin loves dressing up like an infant.

    No sir, I won’t do it. Even if turns out that THERE IS TRUTH TO THE RUMOR, it’s unseemly to gossip.

  • 5 Barry on Dec 31, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    The frightening thing is that saying “will not post” rather than “will not take” suggests you’ve already taken such photos.

  • 6 Bill Corbett on Dec 31, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    A reasonable conclusion, though I’d put it thusly: such photos have been taken.

  • 7 Ninjew on Dec 31, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    You will, however, supply LINKS to said pictures, right?

  • 8 ready4sumfootball on Dec 31, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    So who is included when you say “we”? You and Mike? If Kevin’s not in that number, couldn’t HE post pictures of himself? And what about Conor?

  • 9 Kim on Dec 31, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Perhaps you should re-read what you just wrote, unless…

  • 10 michael on Dec 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    But you could email pictures, right?

    …Wait…

    What in the world am I saying?!?

  • 11 Lyndsey on Dec 31, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Yappy Hew Near!

  • 12 Steve R. on Dec 31, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Wait…you only promised that you wouldn’t post pictures of KEVIN! Promise me that you’ll spare us pictures of ANYONE in diapers.

    Please, I’ll rest easier at night.

  • 13 Racer™ on Dec 31, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    PORKINS!!!

    Utinni, skål and Happy New Year to you all.

  • 14 Ninjew on Dec 31, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    He just said he wouldn’t POST the pics. Nothing was said about posting LINKS to the pics that might reside in a hidden folder somewhere…

  • 15 Laura on Dec 31, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    huppy nuhw yaar…. i leernd tuh speek frum hukd ohn fonix.

    Yeah, Happy New Year, all that stuff blah, blah, blah. I’m cold about New Year. New York and other East Coasters get to celebrate it when it’s 11:00 for us Central people, or even earlier for those on the West Coast. AND we have to see that big ball drop, live, when, for us, it isn’t even 2009 yet. New York gets too much love.

    I say we grab all the World of Warcraft players in the world (roughly 12 million) and raid New York City. The Big Ball will be the boss we aim for since it drops epix lewtz, the citizens will be up for PvP and to get the special mount, you need to reach the Mayor’s office in 30 minutes otherwise he’s escaped and we get no loot.

    …. Am I thinking way too much right now? Whatever, Happy New Year….

  • 16 jason on Dec 31, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    We’ve already seen Kevin in a giant cat costume, as a plant, Christmas 2007’s vomit inducing high heels video, plus much more; I am afraid I am desensitized to any horrors you can unleash upon us using Kevin. To look upon a true nightmarish vision, you need only follow this link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28450081/displaymode/1107/s/2/framenumber/22/ to see the new Pope ringing in the new year in his popemobile. The look on his face will send shivers down even the most fearless of men.

  • 17 BEMaven on Jan 1, 2009 at 6:03 am

    Is there a connection between the Zune player malfunction and the fact that Kevin is dressed up in a diaper?

  • 18 chrismartindeed on Jan 1, 2009 at 6:11 am

    Suppose we ask Kevin for pictures of YOU in a diaper?

    Nappy New Year

  • 19 Racer™ on Jan 1, 2009 at 6:38 am

    I think Kim meant, that you’re crazy for wanting to see the pics at all.

    Now, please post a reply saying you’re sorry for endangering the eyes and minds of all the people here.

    Skål!

  • 20 Ben on Jan 1, 2009 at 6:53 am

    Bacon!

  • 21 Ninjew on Jan 1, 2009 at 8:31 am

    We’ve already seen Kevin in fishnets.
    Can this REALLY be much worse?

  • 22 Nick Fechter on Jan 1, 2009 at 9:20 am

    nuff said, nuff said….

  • 23 chrismartindeed on Jan 1, 2009 at 9:21 am

    I’m beginning to wonder if being photographed in a diaper was prerequisite for appearing on MST3K.

    Praise God that my ADD will erase the thought in matter of minutes.

  • 24 Kim on Jan 1, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Oh thanks Ninjew, and I had so hoped that I would forget about that…ah well I guess we’re all destined to be subjected to Kevin dressed in less than flattering apparel.

    Well Happy New Year everyone!

  • 25 R.A. Roth on Jan 1, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    A little poem:

    Like a wish upon a star,
    A journey to a land afar,
    A slice of cake heaped in creamy white,
    A dreamy sunset on summer’s night,
    The hopes we have for a bright New Year
    Come just once but never fear,
    There’s a fresh start just ahead
    In Father Time’s new baby’s bed.

    Happy New Year!

    Randy

    PS Now picture Kevin as the baby. Ew!

  • 26 Geena on Jan 1, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    Presumably, the Zunes died of loneliness.

  • 27 MonkeyCheezPants on Jan 2, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Chaos theory. That’s how it works.

  • 28 MonkeyCheezPants on Jan 2, 2009 at 11:55 am

    http://www.instantrimshot.com

  • 29 cornjob on Jan 13, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Some people have Zunes.