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A Nice Big Mug of Crazy

January 7th, 2009 by Mike Nelson · 50 Comments

Chester Cheetah’s ex-wife is clearly not taking their divorce well.

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  • 1 Tony on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Quick, Get this [psychotic person] a phone.

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    Reply from jason on January 8, 2009:

    Sarah Palin obviously didn’t take losing the election well at all…

  • 2 Nick Fechter on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    (husband walks in)

    Husband: Hey Bernice I…DAMMIT BERNICE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SMOKE ANY OF MY WEED!

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  • 3 DoughyGuy on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Edith Prickley is off her meds…

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  • 4 jfruh on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    I … don’t … think … jungle … cats … talk … like … Shatner.

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    Reply from Nick Fechter on January 7, 2009:

    But Shatner eats CHINESE FOOD *creepy gasp* CHINESE FOOD *ha-ha-ha*

    Reply from gojira86 on January 8, 2009:

    Anyone else thinks she sounds like a Christian Bale-ish batwoman.

  • 5 WaffleTron on Jan 7, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    This video makes me proud for some reason. Like, hey, maybe my lives not so bad.

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    Reply from WaffleTron on January 7, 2009:

    +lifes

    Reply from randommanthefirst on January 7, 2009:

    life’s

    Reply from DoughyGuy on January 7, 2009:

    leaves

    Reply from Rob T Firefly on January 7, 2009:

    loaves

    Reply from WaffleTron on January 8, 2009:

    loafs

    Reply from michael on January 8, 2009:

    loads

    Reply from Laura on January 8, 2009:

    42

    …?

    Reply from randommanthefirst on January 8, 2009:

    XLII?

  • 6 Mr. Alexander on Jan 7, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Look, when you surprise your husband with a picnic lunch at the office only to see neon orange finger-prints all over his secretary’s blouse, you try splitting up amicably.

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  • 7 Dan on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    She may indeed be too “real” for me. Gary Busey real.

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  • 8 Katy on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I’m pretty sure I had her as a roommate at some point in college. Of course, she looked different then, before she put on the baby weight with Frieda.

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  • 9 michael on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    How much you wanna bet that she’s probably a kindergarten teacher? A freaky, fear-inducing, pants-wetting, kindergarten teacher.

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  • 10 Remmie Barrow on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    I really feel sorry for the real cat in that vid.

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    Reply from Nick Fechter on January 7, 2009:

    I’d hate to share litter-boxes with that girl!

    Reply from Scarlett on January 8, 2009:

    I think that qualifies as more than just a mug of crazy, more like a Big Ole Bucket of crazy with a side chaser of What The Hell?

    Hopefully that poor cat is working on an escape tunnel or is working on creating a ball out of tin foil to throw in front of the Crazee Cheetah to distract her long enough to get the hell out of “the jungle”.

    Reply from Nick Fechter on January 8, 2009:

    By “the jungle” do you mean her obviously huge stash of weed?

    Reply from Scarlett on January 8, 2009:

    Well, there was that one plant in there that didn’t look like an “herbal remedy”, so I was trying to be generous.

    But now that you bring it up, maybe this is what she’s like when she’s not self-medicating the herbal way.

  • 11 randommanthefirst on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    I loved how she was menacingly walking away from the camera and then turned around to find her chair.

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  • 12 BEMaven on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Well, can you blame the husband for wanting to keep her off the furniture?

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  • 13 Darth Chimay on Jan 7, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    …mom?

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  • 14 Queen Shadowrama on Jan 7, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    The most upsetting part of this video for me? She said “poisonous snakes” instead of “venomous”. But I’m a nature dork like that. :-P *twitch*

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  • 15 Kim on Jan 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    This is more like a keg of crazy…perhaps even a refrigerated truck-ful of crazy.

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  • 16 chrismartindeed on Jan 7, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    “Honey, I’m back! I forgot my wallet and the list for… OH, MY GOD!”

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  • 17 Onil on Jan 7, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    I like her voice better than Christian Bale’s Batman.

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  • 18 Guin on Jan 7, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    “Yeah, could I get a big steaming cup of crazy? With extra froth?”

    “Sorry, the froth machine’s busted. But we are giving out free double-espresso shots this week.”

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  • 19 Setsuled on Jan 7, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    I think anyone willing to share a condo with her oughta be prepared for a lot of urine.

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  • 20 euphoriafish on Jan 7, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    So what’s she living in now? That room behind her looks spacious enough for one cheetah and baby, so what’s she need a condo for anyway?

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  • 21 Tork_110 on Jan 8, 2009 at 4:50 am

    I have an idea! Let’s NOT be “tolerant” and “open-minded”. Let’s actually judge people and tell them when they’re being stupid and insane. Let’s tell people to grow up.

    Who’s with me?

    Also, I want her to stop borrowing my cat.

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    Reply from Rowsdwer on January 8, 2009:

    Yeah, I’m down for the close-minded hate fueled judgment to begin… I am excluded from hate and judging things right?

  • 22 Casey on Jan 8, 2009 at 6:59 am

    She won’t make it in Chicago… too many busy roads.

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  • 23 ready4sumfootball on Jan 8, 2009 at 7:01 am

    “Every once in a while I would like to have a nice glass of wine!”

    Uhhh… yeah. I think that’s probably enough wine for you.

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    Reply from NanoRiffite on January 8, 2009:

    Glass? I suspect she drinks wine by the wheelbarrow-full.

  • 24 zack on Jan 8, 2009 at 7:07 am

    So wait a sec here… this ISN’T a dude? No way.

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  • 25 Ben on Jan 8, 2009 at 8:01 am

    That’s the lady who gave the benediction at Eartha Kitt’s funeral, isn’t it?

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  • 26 blablover5 on Jan 8, 2009 at 9:59 am

    It ain’t easy being cheesy.

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  • 27 puerileuwaite on Jan 8, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Damn you Andrew Lloyd Webber!

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  • 28 AJ on Jan 8, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    How random was that?? LOL.

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  • 29 R.A. Roth on Jan 10, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Mom?

    Randy

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  • 30 Rubicon on Jan 10, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    I refuse to look more closely to confirm this, but I think her outfit may have been crotchless. God help us all.

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  • 31 GypsyHoney on Jan 11, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    I am vindicated, elated, perhaps a touch sad (?) to know that Mike frequents AwfulVision.

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  • 32 Brian O. on Jan 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    As for other YouTuber craziness, this one’s a bit nifty:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2MsDogV4g4&feature=related

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  • 33 occupy japan on Jan 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Wow, Mike Nelson (possibly) reads that article I write!

    I hope you don’t hate me for pretty much ripping off your gimmick of “making fun of stupid things that just so happen to be videos”!

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