Holy moly, the entries for our Rifftrax Haiku Contest were impressive. I laughed out loud many times. Bravo, all!
Though many entries could have won, this double-feature written by poster penumbra takes the day (especially the first one):
- “Well-oiled manburgers
Soldiers of Laconia
Body hair your foe”
“Zak Snyder knows that
Thermopylae is Latin
For ’sweaty hotpants’.”
Well done, penumbra! If you’re not too busy being an African-American theater company in St. Paul, MN., please claim the free Riffrax of your choice by emailing ERIK AT RIFFTRAX DOT COM.
You can enjoy more well-oiled manburger fun here: 300 Rifftrax.