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Some excellent advice.

January 7th, 2009 by Bill Corbett · 32 Comments

I don’t like to get too preachy here on the Rifftrax Blog… but when I see a pearl of wisdom that would benefit everyone, it’s hard not to pass it on.

Ladies and gentleman, eat like snake.

Please, consider it. Eat like snake, won’t you?

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32 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Krud on Jan 7, 2009 at 11:27 am

    I think what disturbs me most about that is the overall “jazzy love ballad” tone.

  • 2 zack on Jan 7, 2009 at 11:41 am

    And about 30 seconds after this the man-snake-guy regurgitated the meatwich and eat it yet again (like snake).

  • 3 zack on Jan 7, 2009 at 11:42 am

    errr… ate.

    I type like snake.

  • 4 deldobuss on Jan 7, 2009 at 11:44 am

    It’s more porny than jazzy

  • 5 Robyn on Jan 7, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    I’m skeptical that anyone actually eats Burger King AT ALL, let alone like snake.

  • 6 wbwolf on Jan 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Actually, I thought the song remarkably like “When A Man Loves A Shark” Bill, you should sue for royalties. (maybe it’ll cover those “Meet Dave” residuals….)

  • 7 Dan on Jan 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    The song was vaguely reminiscent of the theme from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

    And that makes me happy.

  • 8 Katie M. on Jan 7, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    I want my mommy.

  • 9 Tork_110 on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    This blog used to be cool until it got all preachy.

  • 10 Bill Corbett on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    In response, let me just say this:

    Eat like snake!

  • 11 Nick Fechter on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    I’m confused about eating like which type of snake: Do I unhinge my jaw and eat it, or do I stealth around and steal a person’s food by snapping their neck?

  • 12 Nick Fechter on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    It’s too late, I can’t eat like snake because I eat like owl. It’s great, but the only draw back is that later on you regergitate your meal in small, fuzzy pellets.

  • 13 ready4sumfootball on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    I suppose we should be glad that you’re not telling us to “eat, like, snake.” If there’s one thing that I learned from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, it’s that eating snake is not a good way to impress the ladies.

  • 14 Darth Chimay on Jan 7, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    I like one of the videos connected to this where someone remade the ad using the actual triple whopper, which doesn’t need to be eaten like a snake, since it looks about as thick as a deck of cards and eerily resembles an old leather shoe left in a creek bed for about 2 months, when the creatures of the wild have made it into some sort of habitat.

    And then there are some teenage girls recreating the ad with a banana which made me cry a little.

  • 15 Nick Fechter on Jan 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    That school assignment obviously didn’t go so well….

  • 16 Ariel on Jan 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    I can’t watch the clip until I get home- so I wasn’t paying much attention and read “Eat Snake” which made me shake my head and say “Men.”
    Eat like snake makes slightly more sense…

  • 17 Mr. Alexander on Jan 7, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    I’ve tried repeatedly to eat like Snake, but the eye-patch makes it very difficult to read my menu.

    Eating like MacReady didn’t prove any easier, as my hamburger grew spider-legs and I had to kill it with a flamethrower.

  • 18 Katy on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    You know, I can’t help thinking about the times I actually have seen snakes eat. Let’s see… freshly constricted mice, frozen mice, large insects. ‘Spose that doesn’t say much for Burger King’s menu.

    Is it wrong to have this song running through your head every time some sweaty, drunk guy tries to shimmy seductively in your direction? …In any circumstance?

    Think about it, won’t you?

  • 19 Wesley Stamper on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    “I like one of the videos connected to this …”

    Within *two* clicks of “related videos”, I was watching three teenage girls dancing around in their underwear.

    So, THANKS, Bill!

  • 20 Remmie Barrow on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    YET ANOTHER BAD THOUGHT!!!!…How do you people sleep at night!

  • 21 Wesley Stamper on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Eat like Jack Burton.

    Make the Pillars of Heaven Shake!

  • 22 Nick Fechter on Jan 7, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Or eat like a gordo!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y_y7gzsWJ8

  • 23 Evan on Jan 7, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Eat Like Snake = New Bond film?

  • 24 euphoriafish on Jan 7, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Ditto. What Nick said. I was thinking “Eat like Solid Snake” too.

  • 25 euphoriafish on Jan 7, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Or new Jet Li film?

  • 26 Katie M. on Jan 7, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    I showed this to a friend and he said it could just as easily be called “Eat Like Oprah” LMAO!

  • 27 Ben on Jan 8, 2009 at 7:59 am

    Now I want to see him eat a rodent. Oh wait, it was a Burger King “meat” patty, wasn’t it? Nevermind.

  • 28 Fifty "Percent" Kreiger on Jan 8, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Only a triple!? No bacon!? Since when the hell did BK get a froo-froo hippie diet menu?

  • 29 puerileuwaite on Jan 8, 2009 at 10:47 am

    The “Eat Like Mongoose” sequel is where it really gets freaky.

  • 30 NanoRiffite on Jan 8, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    I can’t help but wonder. Someone, somewhere, thought this was a commercial which would [b]encourage[/b] people to buy food from Burger King? Really? Were they locked up afterwards?

  • 31 R.A. Roth on Jan 10, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    I thought it said eat a snake, bu it’s eat LIKE a snake. That’s different. Never mind.

    Randy

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