Emmy Award-winning hair groomer Rip Torn recently had some issues with the non-level Connecticut ground.
Yes, he is torn. Fortunately for all of us, unlike Ms. Imbruglia, he is not “lying naked on the floor.”
(If you stare at this photo for 30 seconds, you should be able to burn away the residual Rip Torn image retained by your retinas.)
I’ve heard some complaints that Ms. Imbruglia’s image was insufficient at erasing the Rip Torn-induced optical damage, so I have included this soothing balm, a picture of Rip Taylor.