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How many A’s in Braaaaaaaaaaains?

January 21st, 2009 by · 16 Comments

Inspired by this intrepid fellow who set out to determine once and for all how many A’s are in Kirk’s legendary “KHAAAAAN”, I wanted to determine the proper amount of A’s to linger on when calling out for Braaaaaains.  The results may astound you!

Braaaaaaains Graph

Braaaaaaaaaaains, Braaaaaains, and Braaaaaaaains (11, 6 and 8 ) come in one two three.  Followed by 3, 4 and 5.  Which really says something, because despite them being easier to type, people just don’t feel they convey the proper Braaaaaaaaains sentiment that they’re going for when they decide to include extra A’s in Brains.  A slight and inexplicable resurgance comes with Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains (21) before plummeting again.  It picks up for the final time at Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains (39).  And nobody until today had bothered to type out a hundred A Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

So please, go the extra mile with your Braaaaaaaaaaains typing.  You’ll just look silly if you’re typing it with three or four or five A’s.

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