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• 1 CleverDan on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:38 am

  Worst… porno…. *ever*.

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• 2 Ben on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:40 am

  So, is the message here that stalking and bad lip-synching will be the things that humans bring to other worlds when we escape the surly bonds of Earth?

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• 3 Smuttynose on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:43 am

  Gormley. ‘Nuff said.

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• 4 mrbasehart on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:02 am

  Wow. He seems so natural and charismatic on camera. Sort of like an older George Clooney, who can sing!

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• 5 Emily Jones on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:20 am

  This video has the bacon-y stink of Canada all over it.

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  Reply from Chad on January 22, 2009:

  That’s not bacon you smell, that’s Pensicola! And according to http://www.theunchartedzone.com, they’re looking for talent!

  Reply from TJ Prostitute on January 22, 2009:

  Damn, broken link man, and I had a demo of some tasty axe-work I think the Gormster NEEDS to have on his next track….what to do…..

  Reply from Chad on January 22, 2009:

  It’s not a broken link, remove the comma that it puts into your browser.

• 6 TJ Prostitute on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:21 am

  Haha, he looks so confused during every chorus! Also that moon-base looks like an asthma inhaler. Foxy lady though! I think the message is man will colonize the moon well before it can come up with technology allowing Gormley to score chicks that look like that. Reminds me of the Tim and Eric show.

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• 7 Ninjew on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:44 am

  Wow. He’s such a loser, the girl doesn’t even want to appear in the same video with him!

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• 8 SecretIdentityCrisis on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:45 am

  Okay, I was rooting for the poor guy until he decided to go to the Moon. That, Mr. Gormley, crossed the line.

  I wonder if he hired Fred Spencer to produce the video for him.

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• 9 Sheriff Bart on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:53 am

  I believe he has my stapler.

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  Reply from Racer™ on January 22, 2009:

  That was precisely what went through my head.

  Still hurts, though.

• 10 Casey on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:56 am

  Creepy yes… but the vocals… Ian Anderson?

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• 11 Kris on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:58 am

  Napolean Dynamite’s brother is moving up in the world!

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• 12 JoshWay on Jan 22, 2009 at 8:01 am

  At 1:23 the community college custodian pops his head into the studio to ask how much longer it’ll be. Happens again at 2:43, and I think he’s mad this time.

  Gormley!

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• 13 Chad on Jan 22, 2009 at 8:23 am

  I hope Katt Productions is available for weddings!

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• 14 Pak-Man on Jan 22, 2009 at 9:28 am

  Why do I get the feeling from watching this that the woman didn’t know she was being filmed, and possibly didn’t know the man?

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  Reply from Heather on January 22, 2009:

  Well, she can still tell all of her friends she was in a rock video for “The Gorm”.

• 15 Onil on Jan 22, 2009 at 10:03 am

  Is that the Tron guy’s dad?

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• 16 Chris D. on Jan 22, 2009 at 11:00 am

  This is still better than anything Kid Rock or Kanye West have ever done.

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  Reply from Teaser on January 22, 2009:

  Bingo……..

• 17 Teaser on Jan 22, 2009 at 11:32 am

  Boy…..Ronnie James Dio sure let himself go…….

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• 18 kerry on Jan 22, 2009 at 11:42 am

  well, that was uncomfortable…

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• 19 Brooke on Jan 22, 2009 at 1:30 pm

  Just a few thoughts…
  I would think she was just trying to get her senior class photos taken and inadvertantly fell into this video….
  And two… I was about to offer props to Bill for blowing every other riff blogger out of the water in quantity of posts. Yet this most recent makes me think quality may suffer just a touch. Still Bill, job well done in ‘09!

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• 20 Nick Fechter on Jan 22, 2009 at 1:42 pm

  Looks like William Daniels has fallen on hard times….

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• 21 Remmie Barrow on Jan 22, 2009 at 2:51 pm

  DEEP HURTING!!!!…Nuff said.

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• 22 Scarlett on Jan 22, 2009 at 3:38 pm

  Time Chasers II: The Legend of Gormley

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  Reply from Nick Fechter on January 22, 2009:

  Dear God, don’t even joke about something like that!

• 23 Mr. Slick on Jan 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm

  Good night

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• 24 randommanthefirst on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:06 pm

  This video is just more proof that anything can be made better by adding lens flare.

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• 25 puerileuwaite on Jan 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm

  So much for the “In space, no one can hear him sing” idea.

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• 26 Katy on Jan 23, 2009 at 7:10 pm

  Isn’t Gormley Rowsdower’s half brother? Guess his film career didn’t pan out either.

  For my sanity PLEASE someone assure me that the girl in the video is not his daughter.

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• 27 michael on Jan 24, 2009 at 12:17 pm

  When Algebra teachers try to connect with their students.

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• 28 Erik @ RiffTrax on Feb 5, 2009 at 11:03 pm

  I don’t understand… he left his stripper daughter alone on the beach so he could fly on a rocket ship to some distant planet?

  Seriously, what the hell just happened?

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