on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:38 am
Worst… porno…. *ever*.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:40 am
So, is the message here that stalking and bad lip-synching will be the things that humans bring to other worlds when we escape the surly bonds of Earth?
on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:43 am
Gormley. ‘Nuff said.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:02 am
Wow. He seems so natural and charismatic on camera. Sort of like an older George Clooney, who can sing!
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:20 am
This video has the bacon-y stink of Canada all over it.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:21 am
Haha, he looks so confused during every chorus! Also that moon-base looks like an asthma inhaler. Foxy lady though! I think the message is man will colonize the moon well before it can come up with technology allowing Gormley to score chicks that look like that. Reminds me of the Tim and Eric show.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:44 am
Wow. He’s such a loser, the girl doesn’t even want to appear in the same video with him!
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:45 am
Okay, I was rooting for the poor guy until he decided to go to the Moon. That, Mr. Gormley, crossed the line.
I wonder if he hired Fred Spencer to produce the video for him.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:53 am
I believe he has my stapler.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:56 am
Creepy yes… but the vocals… Ian Anderson?
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:58 am
Napolean Dynamite’s brother is moving up in the world!
on Jan 22, 2009 at 8:01 am
At 1:23 the community college custodian pops his head into the studio to ask how much longer it’ll be. Happens again at 2:43, and I think he’s mad this time.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 8:19 am
That was precisely what went through my head.
Still hurts, though.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 8:23 am
I hope Katt Productions is available for weddings!
on Jan 22, 2009 at 8:34 am
That’s not bacon you smell, that’s Pensicola! And according to http://www.theunchartedzone.com, they’re looking for talent!
on Jan 22, 2009 at 9:28 am
Why do I get the feeling from watching this that the woman didn’t know she was being filmed, and possibly didn’t know the man?
on Jan 22, 2009 at 10:03 am
Is that the Tron guy’s dad?
on Jan 22, 2009 at 10:11 am
Well, she can still tell all of her friends she was in a rock video for “The Gorm”.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 11:00 am
This is still better than anything Kid Rock or Kanye West have ever done.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 11:28 am
on Jan 22, 2009 at 11:32 am
Boy…..Ronnie James Dio sure let himself go…….
on Jan 22, 2009 at 11:42 am
well, that was uncomfortable…
on Jan 22, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Just a few thoughts…
I would think she was just trying to get her senior class photos taken and inadvertantly fell into this video….
And two… I was about to offer props to Bill for blowing every other riff blogger out of the water in quantity of posts. Yet this most recent makes me think quality may suffer just a touch. Still Bill, job well done in ‘09!
on Jan 22, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Looks like William Daniels has fallen on hard times….
on Jan 22, 2009 at 2:51 pm
DEEP HURTING!!!!…Nuff said.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Time Chasers II: The Legend of Gormley
on Jan 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm
on Jan 22, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Damn, broken link man, and I had a demo of some tasty axe-work I think the Gormster NEEDS to have on his next track….what to do…..
on Jan 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Dear God, don’t even joke about something like that!
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:06 pm
This video is just more proof that anything can be made better by adding lens flare.
on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:12 pm
It’s not a broken link, remove the comma that it puts into your browser.
on Jan 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
So much for the “In space, no one can hear him sing” idea.
on Jan 23, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Isn’t Gormley Rowsdower’s half brother? Guess his film career didn’t pan out either.
For my sanity PLEASE someone assure me that the girl in the video is not his daughter.
on Jan 24, 2009 at 12:17 pm
When Algebra teachers try to connect with their students.
Erik @ RiffTrax
on Feb 5, 2009 at 11:03 pm
I don’t understand… he left his stripper daughter alone on the beach so he could fly on a rocket ship to some distant planet?
Seriously, what the hell just happened?
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