Here’s a relaxing song which I require my children to watch right before bedtime. (It is never, ever negotiable.)
Before you sleep tonight, return briefly to a time of innocence; of carefree play; of shouting, strangely emphatic young Asian men; of playground swings that refuse to obey physics.
Sweet dreams…






26 responses so far ↓
1 Onil on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Consider me indoctrinated.
Excuse me while I clap my hands clap my hands clap my hands clap my hands clap my hands…..
2 Racer™ on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I feel violated.
3 Bill Corbett on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:53 pm
That was, for the most part*, not my intention.
(* at least 57%)
4 Joe Barlow (CinemaslaveJoe) on Jan 22, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I love the clip’s introduction. But why is that guy SHOUTING AT ME!?
And what if I don’t WANT to stamp my feet, clap my hands, or jump up high? Are there… consequences? *gulp*
5 randommanthefirst on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Why wouldn’t you want to stamp you FEET?! Stamping you FEET is ever so much fun.
6 Nick Fechter on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm
I don’t get it, their names are Rhyme Man, Rhymer, and Rhymie, and yet they didn’t rhyme a single goddamn thing.
It’s obvious that Rhyme Man is actually the Puppet Master, and the children are his hellspawn minions….
7 Bill Corbett on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:19 pm
“I don’t get it, their names are Rhyme Man, Rhymer, and Rhymie, and yet they didn’t rhyme a single goddamn thing.”
An excellent point. Perhaps a translation problem, where “rhyme” = “yell.”
8 Danni on Jan 22, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Your poor, poor, children. I hope you and your wife are setting aside a LOT of money for upcoming therapy bills…
9 Kim on Jan 22, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Hmm…I can’t see it…I’m guessing this is a good thing?
10 Tv Miller on Jan 22, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I didn’t think it was possible to make a cartoon character soulless, but, done and done.
Yet, still has a better plot than The Matrix.
11 K.T. Slager on Jan 22, 2009 at 8:56 pm
What the?!? Where do you find these things??
12 Laura on Jan 22, 2009 at 9:43 pm
I… hmmm…. But… huh. Yeah, though… meh.
13 Kim on Jan 22, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Now I see it…and I confirmed my assumption…not seeing it was much, much better.
14 Krepta on Jan 23, 2009 at 2:12 am
I liked TMBG’s version better.
http://tmbw.net/wiki/Clap_Your_Hands
15 AJ on Jan 23, 2009 at 3:07 am
That song will be in my head alllllll day now. Thanks! Pffft!
16 Houndstooth Mind on Jan 23, 2009 at 4:31 am
The tell-all book your kids are gonna write when they grow up is gonna be amazing!
17 Remmie Barrow on Jan 23, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Yes…Much more life-like than Keanu Reeves too.
18 euphoriafish on Jan 23, 2009 at 1:40 pm
But of COURSE feet rhymes with feet! There is also exactly one rhyme for the word “orange.” Ain’t no word Rhyme Man can’t rhyme!
19 Nick Fechter on Jan 23, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Perhaps he’s a super-hero who can defeat villians by gayfully rolling his R’s
20 Clint on Jan 23, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Here’s a good idea for your blog:
http://bacolicio.us/http://blog.rifftrax.com
21 michael on Jan 24, 2009 at 12:07 pm
What the hell? No, really. What the hell?
22 Satanic Hamster on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:42 pm
For those wondering if this guy really rhymes, check the series on youtube. However, do you really want to see more of this animated nightmare butcher the English language?
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