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January 27th, 2009 by Mike Nelson · 57 Comments

Yes, this is Mark Gormley’s work, but do not ignore the fine contribution of Tommy Robinetti.

Gormley reaches Tiny Timian vocal heights and offers Hasselhoffian video effects. Enjoy!
And watch this space for a shocking meat related announcement coming very soon.

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57 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Henry Splinkman on Jan 27, 2009 at 9:58 am

    I tried to watch, but the moment he opened his mouth, I was like, “No, nuh-uh, no way”.

  • 2 Tv Miller on Jan 27, 2009 at 10:09 am

    This actually helps me appreciate Tim and Eric far more.

  • 3 Onil on Jan 27, 2009 at 10:40 am

    There’s nothing more flamboyant than a green Land’s End turtleneck.

  • 4 AJ on Jan 27, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Mesmerising! Utterly Mesmerising.

    I once played a Tiny Tim track on my Radio Show as a giggle, but everyone in the studio beat me up afterwards.

    You think I could maybe get away with this one?

  • 5 Erik @ RiffTrax on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Remember, you can download Mark’s thrilling audio CD, entitled “Audio CD,” at the UZ General STore!

  • 6 Kim on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:16 am

    I liked it…of course I had my sound turned off, that might have made a difference.

  • 7 Teaser on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I liked the scene where he tries to catch the seagull doody……..

  • 8 Mitch Morgley on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:26 am

    You people make fun of him….but I’ve seen him naked(don’t ask)and he is seriously ripped, 12 pack abs and a REAL babe magnet…..believe me you WISH you looked like him.

  • 9 Kris on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:34 am

    If you stick your fingers in your ears, squeeze your eyes shut, and sing “LALALALALALA!” at the top of your voice, it’s actually rather charming. Try it: you won’t be disappointed.

  • 10 Brooke on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Actualy… I believe he’s lost weight from his last video. Fame always pressures the famous to drop lbs. I guess.

  • 11 Mrs. Gormley on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Trash needs taken out…and have you cleaned your room dear?

  • 12 Matt Morgley on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:48 am

    STOP Bugging me mom! I’ll clean my room later!!

  • 13 Onil on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Or if he’s following the classic Behind The Music arc, he’s already developed a heroin habit.

  • 14 blablover5 on Jan 27, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    I love how it always looks like he had no idea anyone was filming this. He’s just shoved on the first shirt and pair of pants he could pull of the floor and shuffles around while opening his mouth.

    It’s like the Star Wars kid all over again.

  • 15 Smuttynose on Jan 27, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    New popular culture nomenclature coming-

    “How Gormleyesque!”

    Meaning, how creepy and lame and weird and awesome at the same time

  • 16 Colleen on Jan 27, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Check out the kickin’ dance move from 1:00 – 1:05.

  • 17 Remmie Barrow on Jan 27, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    You know, from certain angles, he looks like he is storing two tennis balls in his cheeks…that’s not a comment on his music…it just looks like he is doing that from certain angles.

  • 18 frinetik on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    He has a presence that truly fills the 4″x5″ rectangle on my monitor. I’m especially moved by the awkward standing, followed by awkward shifting of weight to the other foot.


  • 19 michael on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Ok, this one just further cements my belief that he is, indeed, an algebra teacher trying to make his pension just a little more solid.

    I mean, what else could he be?

  • 20 Laura on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Livin’ in the sunlight, lovin’ in the moonlight, havin’ ourselves a good time!

  • 21 michael on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Suh-weet. I bet he watched a lot of Beyonce videos.

  • 22 greg on Jan 28, 2009 at 7:20 am


  • 23 puerileuwaite on Jan 28, 2009 at 7:45 am

    Any future Mark Gormleys will now be forced to change their names a la David Bowie.

  • 24 kipsy on Jan 28, 2009 at 9:32 am

    Is the meat announcement perchance from a story in today’s New York Times…..?

    If not, have I got a meat announcement for you (gotta stop saying this).

  • 25 mathey on Jan 28, 2009 at 10:24 am

    Its the video that dares to say “Look, a pelican!”

  • 26 Nick Fechter on Jan 28, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    I would LOVE to see this guy try-out for American Idol, that way Simon might finally shoot himself with the gun he has stashed under the judge’s table….

  • 27 godsized on Jan 31, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Gormley is pure sex while in front of a green screen. Stage presence and charisma need to look no farther for their new home.

  • 28 Matija on Aug 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    he is great his songs are Awsome

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