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What do you FEAR?

January 27th, 2009 by Bill Corbett · 178 Comments

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Keeping with the theme of our Live Show short tomorrow night, OVERCOMING FEAR, we want to know what you fear.

We’ll read a few of your fears tomorrow night after we finish the live riff. Not many, mind you, since time is short and we fear staying on camera too long, thus risking the possibility that our wigs will shift in an unflattering fashion. Scary indeed.

There will be prizes. Scary prizes.

Your fears below…. (Briefness is appreciated. Be frighteningly succinct)

P.S. We’ll also ask the same question on our Ustream chat during the show tomorrow night. But cripes, that thing moves fast. And us? Slow.

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[Cross-posted at the Rifftrax Forum]

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178 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Walter on Jan 27, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    I’m too scared to tell you.

  • 2 ejiehi on Jan 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    I fear Jayden Smith’s acting… *Shudder*

  • 3 Beff on Jan 27, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Bees. Who isn’t afraid of bees? Have you ever seen someone LAUGHING and HAPPY while being chased by bees?
    Yeah, didn’t think so.

  • 4 Houndstooth Mind on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Well, when everybody was Kung Fu fighting, the kicks were fast as lightning. That, in fact, was a little bit frightening.

  • 5 jason on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    I have a few fears, however one that I have that I didn’t know about until recently is that Mark Gormely might someday make a creepy, badly done video featuring stolen footage of a female I am close to (I don’t have a daughter, or I might be even more worried about this)…

  • 6 JoshWay on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    My greatest fears include the knowledge of my own mortality, celebrity vanity music projects, and cooties.

  • 7 Brooke on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    http://bandmerch.seenon.com/img/product/catl/00044070-927978.jpg

    *shudder*

  • 8 wbwolf on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    I utterly fear clowns. Give me the jibblies.

  • 9 Dames Like Her on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Spiders. Jumping spiders, bird-eating spiders, Sydney Funnel Web spiders. I used to get bitten by spiders as a kid, and consequently find rattlesnakes almost cuddly by comparison.

    And fundamentalist Christians. I was also bitten by them as a child.

  • 10 MatildaZQ on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Toenails, which is a bit wimpy for someone who has ordered human heads using a 62-form.

  • 11 Alex on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Falling on a large surface covered in very pointy things.

  • 12 NavarezElectro on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Children.

  • 13 Squeebee on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    The thing I fear most is commenting on blogs… wait, what am I… OH GOD!

  • 14 Teresa on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Dying

  • 15 Teresa on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    And roaches

  • 16 Spongiform on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    The possibility that love is not enough to save me from the ginormous face-hugging spider lurking behind my toilet.

  • 17 Dames Like Her on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Forgot- heights. I have High Anxiety.

  • 18 Lexy on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Clowns, needles and spiders. At the same time.

  • 19 Scooter on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    sounds like someone has been playing Mega Man

  • 20 Nick Fechter on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    A.K.A., Vh1

  • 21 meg on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    A giant squid falling on me in bed.

  • 22 Nick Fechter on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/scary_face.jpg

    God help us…..

  • 23 Nihilisto on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Being trapped in a world where I am constantly pummeled by rap music.

  • 24 Joe Barlow (CinemaslaveJoe) on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    The only thing I have to fear is fear itself. I now spend my days in fear of my fear, which scares the living hell out of me.

  • 25 Wesley Stamper on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    I fear the tender feelings that rise within my breast whene’er I see a mother deer with her newborn fawn.

  • 26 BlackIrish on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    My relatives. In fact, my own species in general and what they are capable of terrifies me.

  • 27 Rob on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    I just want to know when Bill got his own comic book. Look at that gleaming mound of man forehead.

  • 28 Ginger on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Toasters.

    Okay, c’mon. Not only do they lurk seemingly-innocently on your counter, urging you to toast that piece of perfectly delicious nine-grain bread, but they have to announce their end of the toasting cycle by spring-loading your waffle at the ceiling.

    That spring-loaded ending is why I leave the kitchen while toasting something, lest I flinch and knock my milk over. What’d the poor glass ever do to you, toaster?

  • 29 WildRebel on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Two words…

    Sock. Monkeys.

  • 30 NavarezElectro on Jan 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Bad driving.

  • 31 billfl on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Spontaneous Human Combustion. Can’t go wrong with a hugely unreasonable fear of waking up in the middle of the night to see a bright jet of pure blue flame shooting out of your patella(s).

  • 32 Kim on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Man-eating, makeup-less, dancing clowns with spiders coming out of their ears.

    Oh and mesquite trees…scary desert trees with massive thorns assaulting you endlessly…scary stuff.

  • 33 AJ on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    I fear the retail trade industry.

  • 34 Scarlett on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    1. The entire High School Musical franchise, including the cast who were obviously synthetically created and grown in those hydroponic chambers of Disney’s Epcot center.

    2. The next Eddie Murphy/Disney collaboration

    3. A world without bacon or coffee

  • 35 blue on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    being out in the open ocean at night, miles from shore, fighting to stay afloat, alone, sinking, getting tired… when suddenly… something dark and huge and silent brushes past my leg….

  • 36 Dames Like Her on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Now THAT is some deep-dish scary!

  • 37 rebisaz on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Being swarmed by wasps and/or having to sit with Mariah Carey.

  • 38 James Shearhart on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    I fear that Phillip K Dick was in fact correct in his assertion that all reality is but a creation of one’s own mind, and that everything everywhere is, in fact, my fault.

    Also clowns. Both fear and are my fault.

  • 39 Bill Corbett on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    Can’t WAIT for the release of my comic book.

    I play a guy who’s mostly occupied with his Daddy Warbucks cosplay. (And the heads he keeps getting in the mail.)

  • 40 Kat on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Jean-Claude Van Damme’s new carrier as a director.
    *shudder*

    -Kat

  • 41 NavarezElectro on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    People devoid of a sense of humor.

  • 42 BEMaven on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    I have this irrational fear of topsoil… which is why I wear stilts when I walk on my lawn.

  • 43 Holly on Jan 27, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Five words: “A film by Uwe Boll.” Also, clowns.

  • 44 Jessica on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Losing my beloved road map of Dyersville, IA

  • 45 Kris on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    I fear Kevin’s pants are going to be even more upsetting tomorrow than they were last time you guys did this.

  • 46 Kristy on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    I fear clowns. My biggest nightmare is waking up to my husband painted as a clown…and nobody can see the makeup except me.

  • 47 Kristy on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    That puts a picture in your head! Yipe!

  • 48 Henry Slinkman on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Whenever I’m in a car with a dog, and a window is opened just a crack, I’m always afraid that it’ll slide out the crack, just like Santa’s Little Helper did in that Simpsons episode where he had 25 puppies.

  • 49 BEMaven on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    I have this irrational fear that Kevin Murphy will treat me to a lap dance.

    It is irrational… isn’t it?

  • 50 Remmie Barrow on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    What do I fear?…Internet forum members…also clowns.

  • 51 Remmie Barrow on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Oh…also Celine Dion.

  • 52 ShutterBun on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    More Beer.

  • 53 chrismartindeed on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    I get up each morning worried that I will eat oatmeal that was part of a major product recall… because Wilford Brimley fell into the vat..

  • 54 Remmie Barrow on Jan 27, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Then you should not go to Texas…alot to be scared of there.

  • 55 Remmie Barrow on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Oh…and award shows…and any direct to video movies (especially from Disney.)

  • 56 TJ Prostitute on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Prizes…..especially free rifftrax…..guess i should face my fears, huh? Haha, also spiders and musicians who think it’s always 20 years earlier than it really is.

  • 57 TJ Prostitute on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    So is it the diabetes or the cannibalism you fear? Cause Brimley is definitely not a nutritious addition to ones breakfast but I think you’d live

  • 58 Remmie Barrow on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Frankly, I would choose being swarmed by wasps over sitting Mariah Carey any day.

  • 59 Bill Corbett on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    NO. Believe me.

  • 60 dragonbreeder757 on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    i fear ghosts,murderers, lunatics and Michal Jackson.

  • 61 Speaker on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Being between Kevin Murphy and a mixed drink.

  • 62 Tork_110 on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    I want to hear Kevin sing Poker Face. Tell him to put on a blond wig and to start bluffin’.

  • 63 Tony on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Kristy, you SHOULD fear clowns. They’re basically mimes in drag, and that is an incredibly scary thought. :D

  • 64 Adam on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    I’m sadly going to miss the live show; my whole family is going to NY to see Wicked.

    I missed the previous one too, but for a very different reason (my grandmother’s funeral).

    I hope there are more of these coming.

    Live shows. Not funerals.

  • 65 Weepy Donuts on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    I fear… death by coffeetable.

    Tripping. Corners. Dear God!!

  • 66 monosaccharide on Jan 27, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    Definitely afraid of a world without mirrors.
    That reflection is the best part of my day. I look so good. Mmm… yeah. Mmmmm.

    Also, bird flu is scary.

  • 67 monosaccharide on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    By the way, I dig the juxtaposition… witch, crypt and dungeon keepers, the shrunken head, even the lion. Flowing locks, all of them.

    The only thing that bald man’s afraid of is his loneliness. Poor guy, go swim some laps. They won’t judge you poolside.

  • 68 Tv Miller on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    I fear that I may be wrong.

  • 69 Krud on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    I fear Rod Blagojevich’s hair.

  • 70 Krud on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    I fear that my previous comment is several weeks behind the times.

    Seriously, though… I fear chickens. (You may laugh, but only because you’ve never gazed into their malice-laden eyes. No wonder people chop their heads off.)

  • 71 Kris on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Me too. Holy God, what is it MADE OF?!

  • 72 OxfordProle on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    I fear Kevin’s going to read all of these slams against him and finally, irreversibly, snap.

  • 73 Robert Denby on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Boll Weevils. When crackers build a huge monument to such a little bug, they’re not to be messed with.

  • 74 Robert Denby on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Ah yes. William Holden Disease.

  • 75 Fnord on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    The one thing that I fear more than anything else?

    Clown Porn.

    Other than that?

    President Schwarzenegger

  • 76 Laura on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Ever hear of shadow people? They’re these creatures that you supposedly see during a sleep paralysis. They’re like a hallucination. They have no sex organs, they have black pits for eyes and have an elongated face as well as long, pointed fingers. Some times they will attack you when you notice them. It is believed that this ‘attack’ is just your body trying to get back its own power. So it feels like something is sitting on your chest, or even choking you.

    I’ve never had a sleep paralysis, but if I do and I see one of those things, even if it isn’t real, I’d have trouble sleeping for the next week…. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people

    Sorry if I’m a bit too serious for the post, but damn, those things freak me out to no end. Just realized they’re like the Dementors from Harry Potter….

    Oh, and Black-Eyed Kid stories freak me out as well.

  • 77 Laura on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    My brother’s friend has a farm with these weird ass looking chickens. They look almost prehistoric.

  • 78 Kim on Jan 27, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    This fear of chickens is not unfounded my friend…they are of the devil. I have heard of more true horror stories involving chickens that refuse to die, than anything else.

  • 79 blablover5 on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    That all those magical diet/impotent/anti-oxidant pills will combine in peoples gullets and create the Morlock race.

  • 80 OxfordProle on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    Great, thanks for this: I’ll never sleep again.

  • 81 Onil on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    I’m afraid of the possibility that my doctor will have Andre the Giant sized hands the first time I get a prostate exam.

  • 82 Laura on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    They’re creepy shit! But I like reading about them because of how much it freaks me out :P .

    http://www.freewebs.com/thekingofwolves/index.htm#111597426

  • 83 Heather on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    In addition to many of the things mentioned before, I fear heights, responsibility, and departing this earth or losing my mind before I’ve had time to finish all the books on my ever-expanding reading list.

    I also fear anything Nicholas Cage has done since about 1987, getting Alan Parsons’ “The Time Machine” jammed in my car’s CD player for all eternity (it’s a Toyota, and those things last forever), and the standing threat that my home church’s elders (including my father!) will one day put on skintight unitards and liturgical-dance the Prayers of the Church.

  • 84 michael on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Biggest fear? Simple:

    The Wiz.

    I remember only flashes of it from my childhood. But what I do remember honestly brings back deep, deep fears. Michael Jackson as the Scarecow. Then you have those pillars moving around in the parking garage; the queen that gets sucked down a toilet; the workers who then start stripping off their skin?!? All set to music!?!

    It’s a fear that will, truly, never leave me.

  • 85 meg on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    The squid thing? It’s because their eyes are so big. Think about it.

  • 86 michael on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    It reminds me of the hair on the little lego people.

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/245782790_bf12ba8df3.jpg?v=0

  • 87 lapinguina on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    As a professional groomer, I fear not pit bulls, not rottweilers, but Elderly, un-neutered shih tzus. Fearless, vicious, bastards with green teeth and bulging eyes. You do not want to go toe to toe with one of those guys unless you’re covered head to toe in Kevlar.

  • 88 devo on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    There is nothing I fear anymore. I can stare into the gaping maw of hell itself without so much as a twinge of anxiety. You know why?

    I’m a Mets fan. My greatest fears were played out before my eyes in horrible, agonizing detail over the course of last October.

    Surviving the experience has left me a bitter, hollow husk of a man, incapable of feeling any emotion whatsoever. My existence now is similar to that of a protagonist in an Albert Camus novel.

  • 89 Setsuled on Jan 27, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    An atomic bomb. And the fallout turns everyone into copies of my mother and I can’t tell which one’s real.

  • 90 sigvard on Jan 27, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Mark Gromley with a Weed Whacker

  • 91 TheManInTheAlley on Jan 27, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    I have a debilitating and irrational fear of, and this is not a joke, bubbles. Not bubbles coming directly from soap, but rather errant, wayward bubbles that float into my field of vision with no visible source of origin. Their surface swirls violet in the light and whatever is on them is absorbed into your skin as soon as they burst on you. The guys at work think it’s a hoot, but that irrational part of me can’t understand why more people refuse to see the inherent threat they possess.

  • 92 Lord Bob on Jan 27, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    I’m afraid of a world without Rifftrax! When can we purchase the next stirring commentary by MST3K’s Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy exclusively at rifftrax.com?

    (I know which side of the bread to butter.)

  • 93 noisecraft on Jan 27, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    Ferrets. Having one thrown in your face at the age of seven will do that.

    Oh, and little wooden sea captains THAT CAN MOVE BY THEMSELVES. True story, but sadly, not succinct.

  • 94 noisecraft on Jan 27, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    A friend of mine had Paul Mccartney’s ‘Flaming Pie’ stuck in the tape deck of his car for about a month .

    Great, now I have ‘Flaming Pie’ and Alan Parsons songs stuck in my head.

    DAMN YOU RIFFTRAX BLOG!

  • 95 Tv Miller on Jan 27, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Cat scratch fever. I’ll commit Seppuku long before I get the first symptoms of that.

  • 96 noisecraft on Jan 27, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    I have an older shih tzu, and work in an animal shelter – so I 2nd everything you just said.

  • 97 Laura on Jan 27, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grown up? And how do we spend our lives when there’s no one to give us a hand?

    Games people play! You take it or you leave it, things that they say, honor bright! If I promise you the moon and the stars would you believe it? Games people play in the middle of the night….

  • 98 Mr. Slick on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    But he’s the new Karate Kid!! … yeah I see what you mean (whimpers)

  • 99 Mr. Slick on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    I’m afraid of Virginia Wolf

  • 100 Brooke on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    would it be patelli?

  • 101 camcat on Jan 27, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    I fear watching my own death barrelling towards me and being unable to stand aside. I also am terrified of housework, which is why I rarely do any.

  • 102 TheManInTheAlley on Jan 28, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Oh! Thanks for finally coming forward after all these years, now I know.

  • 103 chrismartindeed on Jan 28, 2009 at 1:00 am

    I am deeply afraid that I will be the last one to post a comment on this topic.

  • 104 Racer™ on Jan 28, 2009 at 1:02 am

    I have a crippling fear of:

    Anything Nicholas Cage related.
    That I might some day like anything Nicholas Cage related.
    Dying of anything Nicholas Cage related.

    Good luck with the riff, and SKÅL!
    P.S. I also fear of running out of beer, *shudders*

  • 105 BEMaven on Jan 28, 2009 at 2:53 am

    My deepest fear is unregulated Cosplay.

    I dread the prospect of seeing Danny De Vito dressed up as Chibi Moon.

  • 106 Theresa on Jan 28, 2009 at 3:49 am

    Ketchup.

  • 107 DoughyGuy on Jan 28, 2009 at 4:55 am

    A remake of the move Blaze with Rosie O’Donnel in the eponymous role, with Crispin Glover playing Earl Long…

    Esoteric, I know… But it keeps me up nights…

  • 108 NavarezElectro on Jan 28, 2009 at 5:04 am

    Patelli are delicious smothered in a nice marinara sauce.

    Patellae?
    ['you say patelli- and I say patellae-']

  • 109 Montagthemagician on Jan 28, 2009 at 5:10 am

    Cuttlefish. Damn them all to hell!

  • 110 Ben on Jan 28, 2009 at 5:25 am

    My fear? That people will keep watching “Whatever Martha” and then claim that Rifftrax and MST3K are rip-offs of that vomitfest.

  • 111 awfulgoodmovies on Jan 28, 2009 at 6:12 am

    BACON

  • 112 Kris on Jan 28, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Having a cockroach crawl into my ear while I’m sleeping at night and get lodged there, requiring surgery to have it removed.

    Sweet dreams.

  • 113 zack on Jan 28, 2009 at 7:16 am

    Leftover shrimp cocktail tails.

    Creeps me out, man.

  • 114 Doc on Jan 28, 2009 at 7:19 am

    I am terribly afraid of mangroves.

    (Also, it’s pathetic that no one has yet mentioned Chuck Norris. What kind of geeks are you anyway?)

  • 115 Smuttynose on Jan 28, 2009 at 7:21 am

    Gormley.

  • 116 AJ on Jan 28, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Oh yeah, and I fear Celery. It’s the Devils food.

  • 117 puerileuwaite on Jan 28, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Getting caught exiting the Ladies Restroom because the Men’s was out of toilet paper. Good thing this doesn’t happen very often.

  • 118 puerileuwaite on Jan 28, 2009 at 8:08 am

    But perhaps my greatest fear is that my entire body of work will be summarily written off as “derivative” of Mark Gormley.

  • 119 MarkAndrew on Jan 28, 2009 at 8:36 am

    Blankets that are too tight.

  • 120 Heather on Jan 28, 2009 at 9:14 am

    One of my former coworkers was seriously freaked out by monkey puzzle trees. Never quite figured out why.

  • 121 Heather on Jan 28, 2009 at 9:25 am

    Bear in mind that “The Time Machine” is post-Woolfson Parsons; terrifying as The Alan Parsons Project could be on occasion (listen to “Time” only with a trash can and a clean pair of pants handy), Alan Parsons solo is infinitely scarier.

  • 122 kipsy on Jan 28, 2009 at 9:31 am

    I fear myself mostly. I cannot attend a play without a terror of screaming something in the middle of it–perhaps an ethnic slur that in no way reflects my feelings—and ruining it for everyone. It makes theatergoing unpleasant.

    More irrationally, when I go to a rock concert, I fear being transmorphed into one of the band members, and infuriating the baffled band with my inability to play at all. The fact that I can feebly play the guitar only enrages them more–in my mind. It makes concert-going unpleasant.

  • 123 michael on Jan 28, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Rejection.

  • 124 Steve R. on Jan 28, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    I fear Shia LeBeouf ever being in a movie. I mean: just imagine him playing a character like, I don’t know, Indiana Jones’ son. Wouldn’t that be terrible?

  • 125 Yoggie on Jan 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    I fear being asked what I fear. Oh no! Arrrrrghgghhhh!

  • 126 noisecraft on Jan 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    I fear any movie that doesn’t have Christopher Walken in it – because then I don’t know where he is.

    (What’s wrong with answering twice? I like it very much!)

  • 127 Splunge on Jan 28, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    I’m afraid that the massive oily rag collection in my basement might someday catch fire.

  • 128 noisecraft on Jan 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Let’s face it – from here on out everyone’s going to be compared to Gormley. He’s the new gold standard.

    Everything I release from here out will be rated PG (Post Gormley).

  • 129 Scarlett on Jan 28, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    I also fear The Reaper…especially when there has to be more cowbell and there isn’t quite enough velour to make an entire shirt for Will Ferrell to wear in that sketch.

  • 130 Mike Finley on Jan 28, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    I’m deathly afraid of having my fear read out in front of people.

  • 131 Lyndsey on Jan 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    I fear Mark Gormley.
    :shudder:

  • 132 Steve R. on Jan 28, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Actually, I’d like to change my fear to the person who, to quote Mike, is “the Plasticine form of the Horned One himself”, Jim Carrey. Nothing is more frightening.

  • 133 Remmie Barrow on Jan 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Yes, but lego people have more realistic hair.

  • 134 Remmie Barrow on Jan 28, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Oh…I forgot one more…The Brad Pitt movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”…I don’t know why, I just am.

  • 135 Darth Chimay on Jan 28, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    I fear Manimal. Someday, somewhere, someone is going to say, “Hey, let’s remake that!” And then Simon MacCorkindale will be back in our lives. Sure, he won’t be the main star, but he will have a cameo, and on that day, I’ll no longer fear death.

  • 136 Kim on Jan 28, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    At one point my little brother would put it on mac & cheese, steak, Thanksgiving Dinner, make sandwiches made with only ketchup and mayonaise…you get the point. I have nightmares if I even see ketchup now.

  • 137 gojikranz on Jan 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    i fear people like mike finley saying that their fears are the same fears as mine and then when i try to write in my fears people will say i copied him about saying my fear is that my fears would be read out in front of people on a live webcast.
    im also afraid of radishes.

  • 138 Darth Chimay on Jan 28, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    I also have this recurring nightmare that I’m Willie Aames.

  • 139 michael on Jan 30, 2009 at 9:11 am

    I fear the Rifftrax site going down again.

  • 140 Theresa on Jan 31, 2009 at 1:36 am

    I won’t touch the bottle, even if it’s new and never been opened. I veer away from the displays in the grocery store aisles.

    It is an abomination.

  • 141 FEAR on Jan 31, 2009 at 8:26 am

    You thought you could overcome me, but who’s having the last laugh NOW!

  • 142 R.A. Roth on Jan 31, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Oddly enough I fear the reaper, for I am not the wind, the sun nor the rain.

    Randy

  • 143 Kim on Jan 31, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Oddly enough, I forgot my biggest fear of all…E.T. (the alien).

    And I’m so not kidding. How is E.T. not scary? Its not like he’s cute and cuddly, he’s creepy as hell.

  • 144 Remmie Barrow on Jan 31, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Yes, Jim Carrey IS scary, but nothing is more of a slice of hell than Dane Cook, don’t you think?

  • 145 Rowsdower on Feb 1, 2009 at 7:51 am

    It’s not…

  • 146 Rowsdower on Feb 1, 2009 at 9:03 am

    People actually do that?

  • 147 Joyless Prole on Feb 2, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    I fear having the lamest comment on blog posts. A fear that comes true all too often.

  • 148 AFK on Jun 8, 2009 at 3:33 am

    IF something would destroy the earth then I would fear not beign able to be there, and try to prevent it and see other people do that instead of me

  • 149 AFK on Jun 8, 2009 at 3:34 am

    without the ” , “

  • 150 AFK on Jun 8, 2009 at 3:43 am

    simular to not beign able to move/run while you’re hunted XD

  • 151 AFK on Jun 8, 2009 at 3:53 am

    DUDE i got shit scared

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