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Naturally occurring Torgo

February 16th, 2009 by · 68 Comments

Torgo, the big-thighed, goat-voiced and hygiene-challenged minion from the film “Manos: the Hands of Fate” is clearly without equal.

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However, Torgos do rarely occur in the wild, as these photos, taken from my car by my wife and me while waiting for a left turn signal in Murrieta, California, prove.

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The Master has his office in the area, and I imagine Torgo just had some legal things to go over with him: the many, many lawsuits stemming from Torgo’s clumsy, hair-fondling advances on women, as well as the necessary waivers and licenses allowing them to hold all night ladies wrestling tournaments.

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(The photos don’t make it clear – I just couldn’t get any closer – but he did indeed appear to have abnormally large thighs. I cannot explain it, I merely report what I saw with my own eyes.)

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