Comments on: Michael J. Nelson, 3/1/09

By: プロペシア通販

プロペシア通販 — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 17:15:06 +0000

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By: meat.pro is meat you can’t beat » Bacon, Bacon Everywhere...And, Oh My Pants Did Shrink!

Tue, 26 May 2009 23:08:33 +0000

[...] an entire month. As he has struggled through February, a reader has produced a bacon effigy, dubbed FrankenBacon, to demonstrate the aftereffects of too much pork. For those of us who are sometimes haunted by the [...]

By: jfe

jfe — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:15:05 +0000

sounds logical and quite pure.

By: Earl Fando

Earl Fando — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:39:33 +0000

Bacon drippings, I expect. When it cools, it’s quite the adhesive.

I may be mistaken, but that would be the purist’s method.

By: Earl Fando

Earl Fando — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:37:43 +0000

On the contrary, certain types of beef jerky lend themselves to weaving, as well as the really long varieties of Slim Jims.

While the effect is not as stunning, both visually and gastronomically, as that of bacon, I’d argue that they’re at least worth a mention.

I understand lutefisk can be woven as well, but only into a soppy mess of a cardigan.

By: Geena

Geena — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:00:33 +0000

None worth mentioning.

By: jfe

jfe — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:35:57 +0000

Could it be that THE MASTER did this to Mr. Nelson after he discovered Torgo?
Aside from that, how is this thing glued together?

By: abyssgazer

abyssgazer — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:50:52 +0000

Apologies if this has already been posted, but I think it would make a great gift for the compulsive bacon-eater in one’s life. Or an epitaph for the soon-to-be late Michael J. Nelson.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21302066

By: Mr. Slick

Mr. Slick — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:01:32 +0000

“It’s BEAUTIFUL!!!”

By: Earl Fando

Earl Fando — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:31:32 +0000

After all the “eating” jokes, I think the most disturbing thing about this bacon golem is how much it looks like a character from a Tim Burton stop-motion animation film.

It’s one thing to imagine that a trained culinary artist hadled all that bacon. It’s quite another to imagine Tim Burton had his mitts all over it.

By: Earl Fando

Earl Fando — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:28:46 +0000

I think the words “this is a family site” might explain that.

The other possibility is that it wound up on someone’s plate, which is somewhat disturbing from a psychoanalytical point of view.

By: Earl Fando

Earl Fando — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:25:59 +0000

Not burned… smoked.

I doubt the pagans in either film used hickory, mesquite, or even applewood.

By: Mr. Alexander

Mr. Alexander — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:04:23 +0000

I’m not sure that Stein’s monotone can actually vocalize exclamation points…

By: Erica

Erica — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:26:13 +0000

I haven’t read through the comments surrounding the Month o’Bacon, so forgive me if someone has already brought your attention to this website:
This Is Why You’re Fat
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Featuring The McNuggetini, Carny Casserole, Bacon Explosion Wellington, etc… it might at least give Mike some fresh ideas for bacon consumption.

-Erica

By: jenifersf

jenifersf — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:17:35 +0000

I…want…to eat him.

By: James Shearhart

James Shearhart — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:29:05 +0000

Ya know, it’s not Burning Man unless someone’s tits are painted blue, and someone else is driving a ‘71 Ford Pinto converted into a fish that dispenses margaritas from a firehose. Also, bacon is the Official Monetary Unit of Burning Man….

By: rebisaz

rebisaz — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:30:30 +0000

Wow, that high-protein, low-carb diet really DOES make you lose weight. I’m in!

By: Nick Fechter

Nick Fechter — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:41:05 +0000

Wow, I’m going to have disturbing nightmares tonight!

By: valdisfox

valdisfox — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:21:09 +0000

I have to stop staring at the photo now. I keep imagining the bacon golem, teetering and stumbling around, waving his crispy little arms, singing “Whaaaat… would you do…… if I sang….. out a tune…..” =^.^=

By: valdisfox

valdisfox — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:18:44 +0000

Yes, very. But… are we SURE that’s actually Mike? Not just some bacon-y homage to Mike? Bill, I love Mike’s riffs with you Kevin, but were any of us left alone with 2.5 to 3 feet (depending on temperature, as per Constantine of bacon, we’d be minus a riffer. I WOULD be remorseful about if, of course. Full, yes, but… very remorseful.